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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It was horrific. They did a paraffin wax treatment on my feet!"

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Redditcanblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is no way Cardi-B watches the whole video.

"...whateva."

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Redditcanblowme 14 points ago +14 / -0

Good. Seriously, good.

Oregon just set the legal standard for what to do with any late ballots in their state. There is now a standard to be cited in court.

No late deliveries of votes found behind a high school auditorium or such bullshit.

Make them live by their own fucking rules.

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Redditcanblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cardi-B wants fewer cops because she rapes men and steals their money.

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Redditcanblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jon Cryer was the worst thing in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, and that's quite a feat.

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Charges were dismissed and he was dropped off at the Jersey turnpike.

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Redditcanblowme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Impressive length

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lying rat faced bitch.

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Hey!!! Whoa, whoa.... That's a bit harsh isn't it?" - Satan

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Redditcanblowme 61 points ago +62 / -1

Don't forget about the paralysis and sterilization it's causing. Half a million kids would like their fucking legs back, Bill.

Asshole shouldn't have a penny left. He deserves to be sued into the poor house.

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Redditcanblowme 7 points ago +7 / -0

He shot white dudes. The only BLM that will give a shit are white Karens and Soy Boys.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why won't Vice deny ratting out this suspect??? Why do they continue to be silent? What are they hiding? Surely if Vice was innocent they have nothing to lose by issuing a denial that they ratted out the subject of an interview to law enforcement.

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Redditcanblowme 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've spent a winter in South Dakota. There should be a special word for that type of cold. I kept wondering when a moose would show up (and bite my sister).

The idea of a San Francisco native transplanting there makes me laugh.

Edit: Hoth. The word is Hoth.

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Redditcanblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's your district and you don't know the law, Nancy???

Really?!?

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Redditcanblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sandmann.... I know, I know.

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