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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me this is Photoshoped!!!!

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, anyone can be accused; it's quite another thing to have enough evidence to bring a person to trial.

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Redditcanblowme 61 points ago +61 / -0

♫♪♪ One night in Portland makes a Soy-Boy humble... ♫♪♪

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

um...

I guess that's enough internet for today.

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Redditcanblowme 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm eating a chick-fil-a spicy chicken and suddenly it's the best sandwich ever.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Birdshot, birdshot, BUCKSHOT!!!!

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like he's in charge of the FBI. And they're all on his side. Right?

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Redditcanblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anything and everything to draw this out past Jan. 21st. Right, Nancy?

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Redditcanblowme 10 points ago +10 / -0

|..."black" versus "African".

I think you meant "Jamaican".

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Redditcanblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

They lost their moral compass decades ago. "Equal Pay for Equal Work" and "Equal Opportunities" fell to "My body, My Choice" and "Keep Your Laws Off My Body". Decades later it's a gay rights organization that sometimes talks about abortion. Their original charter is long forgotten.

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Redditcanblowme 78 points ago +78 / -0

That's part of the new AP writing styleguide (no joke). Black and Latino are capitalized in news stories, white is not.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take "something big will happen to blow it off the front page" for $500

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holidays with his mom must be awkward. "It's a MAGA shirt, mom! I hope I guessed your size right!"

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