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Redditisfakenews 19 points ago +19 / -0

We don’t need lube where I’m going

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Redditisfakenews 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pow! Right in the kisser!

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Redditisfakenews 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yet nobody bats an eye at homosexual propaganda in cartoons. When She-Ra first came out on Netflix, I watched it with my daughter. It was an awesome cartoon.

Then about 7 episodes in, SURPRISE, one of the main characters has 2 dads. We never watched it again. Sexuality of any kind had no place in kids cartoons.

Remember when gay people wanted to get married and assured us that they wouldn’t try to push it on our kids? They lied.

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Redditisfakenews 10 points ago +10 / -0

We should send them so many “care packages” of chicken tendies that they’ll have nowhere to put them all. Bonus points if we use fire-fighting helicopters to do so.

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Redditisfakenews 9 points ago +9 / -0

I thought you said gravy at first, but gravity works too.

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Redditisfakenews 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best house.

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Redditisfakenews 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spoiler: it’s hate speech, somehow. Just fucking obey!

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Redditisfakenews 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude looks like the rock monster from Neverending Story.

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Redditisfakenews 3 points ago +5 / -2

That’s because Bernie Sanders would’ve done something about corruption in our government. He is the democrat’s Ron Paul. Hillary’s DNC is very, very afraid of Bernie.

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Redditisfakenews 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t wait for the debates. I know I’m not supposed to laugh at the mongoloids, but I’m gonna laugh anyways.

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Redditisfakenews 9 points ago +9 / -0

I made a twitter account just to try this and newsflash: it got a shitload of likes and retweets and had people arguing on my behalf.

Craziest thing I ever saw. I’m kind of surprised that I didn’t get banned, but I also knew I wouldn’t. Bet your ass if it was Opposite Day they would’ve laid down the hammer real quick.

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Redditisfakenews 1 point ago +3 / -2

I will vote for Trump twice if he does it. Gotta stay one step ahead of the curve.

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Redditisfakenews 25 points ago +25 / -0

Don’t forget raiding Libya’s weapons stockpiles and smuggling them to ISIL... I mean, Syrian rebels.

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Redditisfakenews 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s a pay to play system. These fines amount to bribes and are considered the cost of doing kbusiness. The whole thing was designed to favor large corporations. Non-elected officials often work for the same people Hillary does.

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Redditisfakenews 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS TRAIN DON’T STOP BABY!!! ITS A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE!!!

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Redditisfakenews 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welcome brother, there’s punch and pie in the kitchen! They’ve been manipulating people’s emotions for years to make them compliant.

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