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Redneckathon 22 points ago +22 / -0

Her: "Can this be applied via scissoring?"

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Redneckathon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paper? Better turn those 20's into 1's because you'll have more to wipe with.

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Redneckathon 2 points ago +3 / -1

How do you currently make and store the majority of your fiat currency? I'd make a guess that electricity is involved, so moot point.

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Redneckathon 12 points ago +24 / -12

It's also a damn good hedge against inflation and a boat you're about to miss.

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Redneckathon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand what the fly was trying to tell us.

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Redneckathon 3 points ago +4 / -1

So true. The religious leaders killed Jesus. Don't let messy humans distort your view of a perfect God.

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Redneckathon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. That's what a stoner is. That's why we don't call someone who drinks a few beers on the weekend a "drunk".

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Redneckathon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alcohol = yeast shit. I've lost weight and have no pull towards beer anymore.

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Redneckathon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Feels good! We don't need to be part of their heat maps anyway.