I'm going to cheer it on like beta fags cheer grown men playing children's games.

You're still hoping something happens?

Our word play memesmithing is evolving and leveling up.

Or a bacterially infested steaming pile of filth sarlaac pit of a front hole emitting smells of the beautiful flower rafflesia arnoldii.

Look up semonyx and you won't switch to pepsi. Shun all pop/soda. 78% of daily sugar intake per can. You wanna pay biden insulin fees? Fuck that.

Cancel culture is going to save me so much money and health problems.

I'm going to come out with a mr grapefruit head.

I spent the last 30 minutes trying to get a hold of someone. What a joke.

Is this a troll? Seriously. Tell us you're just goofing right now.

I don't know why anyone should feel bad for you not being prepared for an emergency that was forecast a week in advance. Furthermore, just being prepared for an emergency in general. Yikes. Steers and queers really making sense to me now.

Hopefully, lesson learned by all you queers cuz apparently the steers froze to death....

No, what's a joke is claiming "Texas rugged individualism" exists and then crying about how many in your state had no actual "rugged individualism" to take care of themselves in an emergency when nature called y'alls bluff.

Um, snow and ice does in fact take time to fall and settle. Currently been snowing for a week by me. Furthermore, perhaps you should have had the foresight to have more than 2 days worth of food. Maybe some stored water. Blankets, generators, etc. Don't reeeee to us cuz you lack forethought.

Sweet virtue. So brave. So stunning. Build those pipes back betterrrrrrrrrrr.

But when I speak ebonics I'm told I'm culturally appropriating. It's almost like they don't want white people to speak at all anymore.

Lucky for me I don't take advice from baby fucking satan worshippers.

You can even kick a white woman in the face and keep your nfl job.

So they're gonna go after a bunch of non-professional untrained nobody's posting the reasons they like or dislike a stock or other position meanwhile if you're a billionaire hedge fund with doctorate level physics, mathemetician and computer programmers on your payroll to develop trading algorithms, you'll still be permitted to purchase the order flows from retail exchanges and front run retail traders for risk free profit taking.

Have we seen enough yet to admit phone calls don't work and we are serfs living in a feudal society?

Agreed, I'm reading a bookette I'll call it, titled On Tyranny 20 lessons from the 20th century. It was released in 2017 and written by a tds libtard historian. What's striking is how every lesson in the book lines up to actual things pedo sniffster, his regime and his followers are doing right now despite being written as a way to show how dangerous GEOTUS was in 2017.

Old movies and shows is the way.

The wreath is easy. They can use their blanket excuse for everything - chyna flu.

The 21 gun salute is a little more difficult to explain but if they would say it was incompetence I'd believe them at this point.

Worms, that's all feed them to the worms.

And just like that I'm going to a local farm and buying a butchered cow. Fuck this faggot. I'll let the farm know to thank him for the business.

I was gonna tell you to post the black power one. Cuck world clown life bullshit.

I just told my girl we are going to double check all our storeables and increase inventory then do weekend no power tests where I'm going to kill the house power at the breaker level in a non emergency situation and see how we fare.

At least we can be assured it won't find out the true criminals behind the event.

This is a common theme. Americans in general are unprepared for at most a days worth of self reliance. Praying for you all.