So no one told you 2020 was gonna be this way...

COVID’s a joke, you’re broke, your democracy’s DOA...

It like Congress is always stuck in 2nd gear...

When it hasn’t been your post, your comment or even your flair...

I’ll be KEK for you...I’ll be KEK for you...

Sigh. Indiana does not have recall votes.

Holcomb or Greg Pence would have to: commit a crime, be constantly intoxicated or not reside in Indiana.

Never too soon to start thinking of how to primary someone.

The hash brown not the book, correct?

a lot of stuff has been fucked.

as far as comms, this is the fucking seventh level of Hell.

This is not from Casino. Its the alternate ending to My Cousin Vinny that audiences rejected.

Corn Pop

🔥🔥🔥

i cant wait to look back in a few years and say “do you remember Twitter? yeah that was a thing. believe it or not.”

more like Captchy-na

Like the runners following Forrest Gump.

Not like this.

Not like this.

Not like this. Not like this.

I hope it is him dancing while holding a stack of indictments.

Jokes on them. I don’t even read books! Too busy on TDW.

This is something you do, not when caught, but when everything that Trump listed yesterday was...just the tip of the iceberg.

you will fail miserably getting a message across to this group of dedicated pedes.

there was nothing head-in-ass, delusional or moronic about the original comment.

just remove your first sentence, and i think we’re good here

Know the temperature of the water before you step in the bath is all I can say to that.

tears seriously

beautiful

feels like they should take american out of their name

That lady’s voice is Madeline Kahn.

So comfortable in shedding responsibility.

Little known story about JP2. On a phone call with Pinochet discussing a visit to Chile in the late 70s, JP2 could not figure out how to safely administer Communion. Either the venues were too narrow or poorly constructed for the expected crowds.

As a joke in frustration, JP2 says, “Ah, we should drop Communion from a helicopter!”

Pinochet’s phone reception wasn’t that great as he was still hard at work rebuilding the country. Pretty safe to say what he thought he heard JP2 say.

Being a Catholic with this Pope is what it will be like as an American with Biden as President.