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RivalPipe 39 points ago +39 / -0

Any recount that finds more than about .5% error shows a pattern of trunalimunumaprzure.

FTFY

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems: “Alllll wee are sayinnggggg...is give the Prince of Evil a channnnnce. Alllll wee are sayinnggggg...is give the Prince of Evil a channnnnce.”

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not a scholar. Is endorse a synonym for fund or hire?

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RivalPipe 15 points ago +15 / -0

I cannot imagine how much they would have to pay people to show up.

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Approaches crowd to instigate.

Talks shit to instigate.

Initiates physical contact to instigate.

Throws multiple near-miss punches intended to instigate.

Gets punched.

“Did you seen that?! ?!”

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

That mother fucker looks like an unfunny Brian Regan.

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha! How embarrassing when she lost, then.

That would explain their fear from Day 1 of Trump.

If Trump won, that means someone stopped the fix in 2016.

And, then, gave them enough rope to hang themselves in 2020.

Four Dimensional Chess.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden taking the L on this ID stuff.

L-I-D...It’s not just a press strategy anymore!

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Noooo. My worst nightmare is waking up without my penis.”

“Well, I’m right up there!”

~ Loaded Weapon 1

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RivalPipe 34 points ago +34 / -0

Grandmother-elect...this “-elect” phase could usher in a whole new social pressure tactic.

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RivalPipe 38 points ago +38 / -0

sending this to my wife.

its been a pleasure serving with you, pedes.

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RivalPipe 70 points ago +71 / -1

Well. It isn't entirely factual.

Bidens, plural, will go to prison.

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RivalPipe 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Hey RivalPipe!”

“Thats President-Elect RivalPipe to you, ma’am.”

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +2 / -1

i have no idea what i'm looking at.

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RivalPipe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now that is American Power!

by cabbage
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RivalPipe 10 points ago +10 / -0

weaponized!

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RivalPipe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Somehow this has a Terminator, Running Man and 12 Monkeys vibe all rolled up into one.

And I love it.

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