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RivalPipe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is there a more underappreciated and underestimate politician?

I don't think so.

He will end her political career. She will have to go into some Chinese consulting gig after this.

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RivalPipe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Check out how much the entire polling industry is worth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_polling_organizations#United_States

Polls are just as much about manipulating an election as they are about predicting them.

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RivalPipe 9 points ago +9 / -0

John Decker's career epitaph:

"Yes, I was the Ditch-River guy. What would like with your Chicken Soft Tacos?"

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Follow up - so you, then, believe Jem to be the following:

  1. excitement
  2. adventure
  3. glamour and glitter
  4. fashion and fame
  5. that Jem is her actual name
  6. her music is contagious
  7. no one else is the same
  8. and lastly, confirm again that you, sir, do in fact, acknowledge that Jem is her name?
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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a guy moving from Texas to California after he already moved from California to Texas.

He is a smart guy, and it is for a job.

Even still, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!

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RivalPipe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Respectfully, he did not. It was Biden saying Proud Boys over and over again.

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RivalPipe 47 points ago +48 / -1

You're absolutely correct with one nit.

Biden said Proud Boys.

It is worth noting if people are going to go after Chris Wallace.

Chris Wallace only said white supremacists and right wing militia.

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RivalPipe 16 points ago +16 / -0

What if Joe shuffles across the stage to take a swing at Trump?

I mean, no, really. What if if happens?

Please, God, let it happen.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. I meant blood or urine samples tested for drugs.

I did not realize that when someone says toxicology reports they are talking about testing after death.

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RivalPipe 8 points ago +8 / -0

ohhhhhh, was the elbow over the line?!

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!!!??

WE. ARE. GOING. TO NEED. A. RULING!!!!!

(party goes wild)

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RivalPipe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every accomplishment of The Rock is now questionable in my opinion.

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RivalPipe 25 points ago +25 / -0

The people prosecuting this must think they will have their careers boosted like the entire OJ team.

Meanwhile, the taxpayers of Kenosha are going to be paying this gentleman aboot $35 million is my guess. Or, aboot $47 million Canadian. Or, aboot $239,000,000 Yuan. Or, aboot the cost of 3.5 Epstein Assassinations.

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's called Taking A Two for the Team.

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RivalPipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recall that we knew everything about:

The Bush daughters Sarah Palin's children

Observe that most know nothing about:

Romney's kids and Biden's kid and Palin's nephew and Gavin's Aunt and Kerry's kid and Clinton's SIL and Soros's nephew and Soros's son and some reporter's Chinese-lobbyist husband and Barry's father and Bush's childhood friend...

Those are just a few of the DIRECT familial links that impact every day America lives with the policy choices of Dem/RINO leaders...

And you have to convince people at cookouts that what you're telling them is factual and the media keeps it a secret.

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RivalPipe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buy some troy beans and mix with the castor beans and apparently it makes an acid solution that will take your face/off.

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RivalPipe 23 points ago +23 / -0

You can’t makeup this stuff, people!

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is true. I wanted to buy a rainbow Trump shirt from the Campaign Store as a way of coming out to certain members of my family that I support Trump.

I'm hetero, by the way. I just have an amazing sense of humor.

Problem is: the campaign store is mostly out Large in the rainbow shirts!

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RivalPipe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let's play the game: Hickeys, Shaving, or Fan Of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Look" really means "LOST"

...might be time to break out Biden-LOST TV show memes...

back to the lab.

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RivalPipe 61 points ago +62 / -1

Hey Autists -

OK! I’ll talk! In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee, and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids, and then they served lunch I got nuts, and I pigged out, and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: Hua-Hua-Hua-Hua-ahh — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible; all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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