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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was rooting for this to become a meme and you magnificent bastards delivered. TD has never let me down! Meme on pedes. Kek wills it.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +6 / -1

At least he's actually doing his job and legislating instead of tweeting.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel incredibly guilty about all the "not committing crimes" privilege I've been afforded. How do I atone?

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see Patton quotes, I upvote.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make Asses Great Again!

by Creek
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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!

by Creek
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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe mothers pimping out their kids as trans would be cases of Munchausen syndrome by proxy, since they're projecting mental illness onto their children.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently, the plant called Wandering Jew will be renamed because people think the word “jew” is offensive.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kate Brownshirt doesn't even pretend to be a governor for anyone outside of Portland or the skid row known as Eugene.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

You def get some lolsy characters in the Oregon GOP, but you have to vote for you who you have. Gotta get these rat bastard Dems out of office, but I don't have very high hopes.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course not. Remember, muh medical experts said the mass protests weren't spreading covid. Amazing how that works, huh?

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only a racist would blame the stunning and brave rioters all crowding together for spreading covid. What are you, a racist??

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That all sounds so...ordinary. Which is why it surprises me!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's like they're in the Middle Ages believing that plague is spread by a miasma carried through the air. It's retarded. You won't catch me wearing one outside.

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