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RocknnRobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Remember the Alamo” is about to get an upgrade. TEXAS LAWMAKERS RIDE TO THE RESCUE (🎶Lone Ranger theme song🎶)

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

My spider senses are tingling...this is good confirmation of what WE already knew.

Question is: what is Cucker doing reporting truth now? What’s up with faux? 🤔 I still trust them not one iota.

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I swing freely in Michael Obama’s pants with no gaffer’s tape or athlete’s cup or anything, and we have more security than the US presidential election”

—Big Dick and Balls

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Accidentally”

Just how Hunter Biden’s dick got between his niece’s toes. On camera.

And speaking of cameras, ‘member Epstein’s death...accidentally off camera?

What are the odds—?!

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RocknnRobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well you don’t have to be. It just helps.

Come to think of it, you don’t have to be LIVING either.

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just cut off her booze supply. Clearly there’s no bunker deep enough to store what she consumes. Locate the valve marked Smirnoff Pipeline running through her palatial property and shut it off. Watch her scurry up out of a hatch.

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RocknnRobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

But they screamed the word “Deboonked!” Three times, while spinning frantically. Doesn’t that drive evidence back into the genie bottle?

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are triple-dog deboonked cause I say so!! And no takesese-backsese! See—? NO evidence!

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RocknnRobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hillary’s Hammer has entered the chat

“I uh hear you have some hardware that needs examined...”

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grammatical errors reporting for duty, Zir!

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RocknnRobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Star Trek (next Generation) episode where Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) is being held captive and tortured. His alien captors offer to end his torture if he only declares that the room has five lights, of which there are only four. He just has to go along with their lie to end the torture, but he cries out, refusing to be broken: there are FOUR LIGHTS.

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RocknnRobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epstein didn’t kill himself. But he voted for Biden!

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RocknnRobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well she did this guy.

And that one.

And those two over there. And this band... and that team—and also the coach. Wait, also those randos just waiting in the stands...um she’s done ALOT

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RocknnRobin 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sickly and riddled with some unidentifiable disease? Yup.

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You bigots are just biased against the living-challenged. Biden knows his audience!

If you don’t vote for Joe, you aren’t dead!®️

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