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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always answer with, “Trump won! Fix the election first and I will send you boatloads of money!”

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RoosterHeadBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forgotten tea kettles blowing steam?

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell is real. Good thing she met her goals in this world. Whew!

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RoosterHeadBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remind me to not be around you next time I have some acne on my face!

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RoosterHeadBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I the only one here just waiting for a Mexican Cartel to use these new American transplants as target practice? Shooting the Starbucks coffee cup out of their hand from 50 yards could be a new TikTok trend. #IdiotTargetPractice

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the moral thing to do is to send them to sanctuary cities. Weird how these cities are now complaining about what comes with that.

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do if you create a drinking game out of them.

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are. We are being purposely demoralized through mockery. Same tactic as the nurses twerking during a so-called “pandemic.”

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +5 / -1

The problem is not the doctor. The problem is the system. I don’t trust the system, therefore I don’t trust the doctor unless they are honest with me about the corrupt system and they share with me how they are circumnavigating it’s corruption. Period.

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RoosterHeadBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s a hermaphrodite and chose to live as a woman. Her true crime is being an American-hating Communist traitor.

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RoosterHeadBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

He must have an English degree with a minor in History with a habit of dropping acid weekly.

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RoosterHeadBad 41 points ago +41 / -0

Taking our yearly road trip to Florida soon. I make sure there are no men in the woman’s bathroom at the rest stops when my wife and daughter go in. Then I stand guard at the door. When woman look at me weird, I say,”Bathroom is secure, Ladies. There are no men in there.” Liberal women get pissed. Conservative women melt.

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

As I like to say, now I know who in my life would have been participating or supporting the killing of Jews in 1939. And I will never forget.

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RoosterHeadBad 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don’t have any skin left from acid rain.🫠 Then I died.

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s double-boosted. That car will be on sale soon.

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