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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Catastrophic engine failure, probably due to instant loss of lubrication and one unaware owner. There's not too much burned oil so it's not likely a failure from neglected oil changes & overheating. My guess is Jiffy lube drained the sump and forgot to fill it, or they ripped a hole in their oil pan.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd rather fly in the cargo hold of a turboprop sea plane next to chickens and hay than have to deal with the woke Waffen SS flight attendants these days.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been pondering the same thing. I look at the make up of the 401k funds I have and contemplate if I'm better off cashing out and taking a massive hit in order to buy land now. Yes it's insane, but it might be less than the alternative of having shit assets implode.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want a job at Royal Purple where I can sell their synthetic tranny fluid all day long.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 29 points ago +29 / -0

My company hit a wall here in Texas and are extremely pissed over the lack of participation in the on-company property vaccination events.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Abbott needs to step up. His executive order is useless.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's me everyday. Imagine if they forced the vax on me? (They won't)

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does one turn their average belly into an inter-dimensional vampire slayer?

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've developed a vaccine for the media virus that I would like Emergency Use Authorization for.

We'll know it's safety once every member of the mainstream & controlled opposition media have received their vax.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

The arguments are not anti-vax, we're in fact asking, demanding that vaccine manufacturers, the FDA, CDC, and WHO follow the science by completing the end-to-end testing and long-term study process that ensures vaccine safety.

The urgent push for everyone to ignore science, laws, and common sense should be setting off global alarm bells.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beards, muscle def, and an AR-15 t-shirts are 98% effective against mask Karens.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I caught Heat in the theater, it was unreal. Not Inception levels of loud, but close. One of the best prolonged gun battles ever.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 25 points ago +26 / -1

Maddow: There's no camera feed in the Men's room. I'll go undercover, no one will notice.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Likely scenario:

Albazi: "Tell Sherene that Mr. Kerry requires another lap dance..."

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Casino Royale blew me away. IMHO one of the best modern Bond flicks ever.

I also think Jeffrey Wright's role as Felix Leiter is by far the best in the franchise.

Imagine that, you cast an actor for a role not based solely upon their race, but their chops as an actor.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

No audio = no need to mute if you're attending meetings. (If you're stuck in a job with online meetings)

Multitasking for the Republic!

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Fengs are a cheap, decent handheld, but the user interface sucks. Do you like your Yaesu?

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