And the #1 reason why Trump is president - Obama himself.
Crusade o'clock.
Yeah, but have you seen him jump that chair!?
Well when the media is doing the campaigning for him, it's to his advantage to stay out of sight and not saying stupid shit.
And Herbstreit on ESPN literally crying over BLM. Embarrassing.
Anybody else expect trump to go scorched earth on all of them after he wins?
Didn't tabloids break the Lewinsky story? Did that turn out to be true or false? I don't remember.
That's a weird way of saying "We just want to distract you from the legitimacy of those e-mails."
That was her in high school according to the rumors. Stretchin Gretchin.
They finally admitted to the blackmail. Keep the economy shut down, blame Trump, vote Alzheimer's 2020.
Take the UBI, live in the pod, eat the bugs, stay inside, avoid exercise, avoid eye contact, don't talk with your friends about anything other than what you saw on TV. The government has your best interest at heart.
Wish I had known. Voted this past week.
And then the 34% 3rd quarter GDP numbers will be released the next day.
Penniless and penis-less commies.
My parents believe every word this creepy dyke says. Because she's on an "official news outlet."
3 scoops! 3 justices! 3 terms!
And when you miss that small target, follow up with a stern "you're going to get a timeout if you aren't careful, young man!"
He then thanked the entire liberal news media for giving him 4 years of practice knocking down bullshit.
Center mass, you senile old fuck.
Streisand effect. Once they run it through and it checks out, what can they say then?
"It was just a glass straw, you morons! Hunter is extremely conscious about reducing his single use plastic consumption!"
Start saying "sexual oriental" and watch them start jumping off bridges.
Obama already said "don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." He was probably talking about swine flu, but it applies to the election too.
Ideas so good they have to be enforced at gunpoint.
People laughed at Trump when he said we would be open by Easter. We should have been. We would be so much closer to herd immunity if so. But they want their vaccine. They know what they are doing. Tons of money in it.