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Ryan192 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would've risked a lawsuit with HEFTY, personally. Wayyy better joke.

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Ryan192 5 points ago +5 / -0

He even kinda looks like Elrond.

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Ryan192 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's this level of layered jokes that's necessary to make me laugh these days.

Also, ahem:

"AND THE ROHIRRIM WILL ANSWER"!!!

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Ryan192 2 points ago +2 / -0

he has the exact same eyes as that comedian Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter

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Ryan192 0 points ago +1 / -1

Susan B Anthony was a man. Just look at that mug.

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Ryan192 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sick Americans: Why do we keep getting sicker?

Big Pharma:

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Ryan192 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the thing, I have a lot of lefty family and I don't want them to have any ill affects. Really I hope the US Military neutralized most of the shots, but this smug attitude just drives me up the wall.

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Ryan192 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the part that got me, came here to comment that

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Ryan192 45 points ago +45 / -0

You know what, I'm starting to agree with these people. They really should get vaccinated, it's going to save a lot of lives. A world with less lefties would be a much more peaceful, and prosperous world. A conservative world.

Mr. Masucci, I tip my hat to you. What a noble sacrifice! When's the next booster scheduled for?

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Ryan192 6 points ago +6 / -0

A lot of those keywords supposedly shut down the recipient's internet access because of China's censorship program

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Ryan192 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow that golf ball sure got stuck in there huh

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Ryan192 1 point ago +1 / -0

because becoming a cop changes one's mind: it goes sour. Too much power will do that to a man.

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Ryan192 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if the cut-off dick somehow found it's way into a blender? High power variety.

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Ryan192 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I see. Hahahahaha. Mr. Frump. That's great!

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Ryan192 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes they're posting their shite, as usual.

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