I like these but I think it should be Socialist: The government shoots one, gives the other to someone who has never seen a cow and it starves to death.
Communist: The government takes both, one disappears to provide for the party elite, the government then provides a cup of milk a day to your neighbor until the other cow dies early from malnutrition
True, if they actually created the power vacuum. When communists overthrow their countries they instill the exact opposite of what they claim “true communism” is, but that is of course because communism in theory is mutually exclusive to communism in practice.
The committee vote is to send the nomination to the floor for final vote. Now it goes to the whole senate body for “debate” before the final party line vote which will probably be on Monday and will be a nice birthday present for Hillary.