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SHALL_NOT 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lets check:

Is it Black?

Is it "military style"?

Does the shoulder thing go up?

Does it shoot 50 caliber shells?

Does it weigh as much as 10 boxes you might be moving?

Can it hold more than 30 25 20 10 bullets?

Can you reload it really fast?

Does nobody need it for hunting?

Do you get temporary PTSD from shooting it?

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SHALL_NOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tldr: maybe Biden wasn’t as popular as hildawg but he also wasn’t as unpopular, and that’s what mattered (obviously besides the blatant “fortification”)

The problem for them in 16 is that Hilldawg was one of the most hated politicians of our time. The Club Vagina people loved that she was a womyn and status quo folks picked her over trump. But at the end of the day it was one polarizing candidate vs another in 16.

In 20, it was one polarizing candidate vs bland career politician who seems like a nice old man on the surface. (Plus a hefty dose of “fortification” at the polls)

The only reason I’ve been here since early 16 is because when hildawg was finalized I knew I would vote against her, even as someone with only a passing interest in politics. So I wanted to get to know who I would be voting for. If they put up a Biden type, I probably would’ve stayed asleep and voted for Obama Hope and Change part 2: electric boogaloo.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m genuinely surprised he got his second photo op saline injection from a white male.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

The degree itself is only worth the BTU it puts out when the heckin greenarino power stops flowing.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every candidate should

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SHALL_NOT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Short eyes slang for chomos?

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SHALL_NOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Dr. First Lady Dr. Jill Biden Wore New Weave After Laying Down Her Edges With Gorilla Glue and Lovely Ladies Felt So Seent"

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta love Pat with the man tits having a hissy fit in his Covered California cuck muzzle

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well this peach mint took like 2 months. That’s six per year. I want 12 peach mints and then hopefully we can get a gop house in midterms. If not, keep it rolling to 24 peach mints. If all they do is peach, then they aren’t passing stupid fucking laws.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if the carbon emissions were vented into giant greenhouses and used to grow massive food crops? The system could be a net zero emitter and would make some big ass fruits and veggies.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

What type of effect does this have on our crops next year?

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also just sayin...we don’t need to have massive mega reactors that can have fukushima like disasters.

We could just have small reactors that power a neighborhood. Or maybe even a household reactor to power your home could be developed. Smaller reactor, smaller disaster potential.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kind of like when their crybaby bullshit got controlled burns banned in California, resulting in some of the worst fire seasons in history.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely, Memeshot is always a good buy. Not for the dong infections but for the giggle effect. Plus, if theres a rat in your house you can shoot it without hurting your house. Works for snakes out on the trail too.

Ive heard tell they are primer only as well and you can shoot it indoors without earpro or bothering the neighbors. Definitely dont take my word for it, but if you do please let me know how it goes.

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SHALL_NOT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ratshot if you wanna be really mean. Birdshot will prob still blow it clean off. Rat would leave them in a weird “should I get expensive and painful penis surgery(ies) that may or may not work and even if they do work I’ll still have a nasty disfigured wong that doesn’t really work” zone.

Or they could die by dong infection.

Either way I’d say it’s worse than birdshot.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never got why Africans still do the water vase on head thing. They have to walk far to get the water and they only come back with one jug? The wheel has been out for a while now, they could use a cart to get 5-10x the water. Or they could tame some beast of burden and get 100x water per trip.

Hell, even a stick held across the shoulders could get you 2-4x water.

Like has nobody in Africa looked at that system to improve it? Did they look at it and think “nope this is already the best way”? Do they just not care to make it any better?

I’m sure that they’ve at least seen wheels in action by now. Nobody thought “hey I know what we can do with that!”?

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SHALL_NOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know much about transportation, but I’d think as someone very plugged into the LGBTQUIA community, mayor “butt judge” Pete would have deep knowledge of trans issues, whether transgender, transracial, or transportation.

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SHALL_NOT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like the judge needed to strike the law down as unconstitutional rather than just saying “but you know I don’t write the laws around here”

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SHALL_NOT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its banana republic stuff.

Steal election Claim landslide victory Surround self with military Persecute former political opponent Pay people who helped you into power Historic high approval ratings

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh, yeah sure but at least I don’t have to quarter soldiers in my home during times of peace.

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. That is an interesting point about how the left imitates the right poorly. I’ve never heard anyone on the left accurately represent conservative arguments.

For me, I think it’s one of my gifts. Unfortunately I am not in a position to do anything real with it.

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Writing speeches and press briefings would be a dream. Hell I’d even work for the other side, sneaking by copy that makes them feel great but look ridiculous to fence sitters.

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just remember that it’s important we take an active role in destroying our privileges. If you just passively renounce your privilege it won’t do anything but make you a hypocrite. You’ll still be the one getting the vaccine, while oppressed POC continue to be disproportionately affected by the totally real and super serial pandemic. This is where you start to make that stand. You will not take that dose when some POC are being overlooked. The only reason you have the opportunity to get it and they don’t is because you have lived a life you didn’t earn that put you in the place where you are offered the vaccine. You didn’t earn it, POC need it more, taking that dose is nothing more than you continuing to benefit off your ill gotten privilege. It’s time for you to start doing the work needed to begin healing your ancestral sins.

Gotta out HR the HR Karens.

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