It’s true though. The court effectively ruled that EO’s cannot be rescinded even if they’re not strictly speaking legal. Everyone should make their list of what they want Trump to do. Mine:

• gun control laws will not be enforced by federal authorities. States are instructed to do the same

• border is completely closed until further notice to anyone who isn’t a citizen or lawful permanent resident

• the deportations will continue until morale improves

Aw fuck, you’re right. The first two letters still stand though

It literally stands for

• Deferred (ie, it will happen, just not now)

• Action (ie, something will be done. Deportations?)

- for Criminal (ie, they’re breaking a law)

- Aliens (ie, they’re here unlawfully)

If we’re using the logic the left applies to antifa (“they’re aNtiFaCiST, so if you don’t like them you’re a fascist”), just say “Deferred” was referring to now, and start assfucking some these illegal invaders since if they’re here because DACA that means they’re criminal aliens

Spez: I’ve been informed that the CA is “Childhood Arrivals.” Regardless, the court should have to explain why “action deferred years ago” can’t mean “doing something now”

And Obama’s a gay man married to a tranny, and spez is a cuck. Tell us something we don’t know

Trump should just run with the “court said its legal to rescind the order” part and ignore everything else

And if the police quit, please remind us in the peanut gallery who exactly will do the apprehending?

What we need is:

1. Enough MAGA in Congress to guarantee no peach mints

2. Trump to say “fuck it. SCOTUS says I can’t do something, I’m going to do it anyways. Try to enforce your ruling, I dare you.”

Technically it is a vaccine, and it does last forever. The problem is that influenza viruses mutate extremely fast, so while the vaccine guarantees that you never get that strain of flu, it doesn’t matter in a year because a different strain is going to spread. As an aside, this is why sometimes the vaccines don’t work. They take time to develop and manufacture, so the people who do it have to basically guess what the most prevalent strains are going to be months in advance. Sometimes they get it wrong

Exactly. IPO is the worst possible thing the mods could do because then they risk losing control over what’s done admin-side

They’ll smear us regardless. Might as well have some fun if we’re all nazis no matter what we do or say

Then it’s a good thing they believe the stupid polls that say Trump’s 12 points down

Not going to lie, I feel a bit of schadenfreude from seeing these city dwellers reap the consequences of what they voted for. For years they’ve been screaming that we’re dumb, guns are dumb, republicans are dumb, free speech is dumb, and now they reap the whirlwind. If they ask for help, my only response will be:

laughs in suburbia

Red flag #3: FDA regulations say that all cleaners restaurants use must be food grade (eg, it’s safe to accidentally eat some). Under normal operations, there shouldn’t be a drop of anything anywhere near as caustic as bleach, so someone had to deliberately bring it in. Who did it and for what reason?

I’m also struggling to think of something that’s (a) less effective for urban policing, and (b) not a boat or plane

The Talcum X Saga, Episode 1: A Woke Beginning

And I make spez look like the soy infused cuck he really is

“Let me be clear.” proceeds to be anything but clear

If we can figure out how to make the Windows Registry (or the entire OS, really) racist, I’m 1000% on board. Someone needs to rewrite that clusterfuck from the ground up

My mind has been changed. McCarthy did one thing wrong.

McCarthy did nothing wrong. Change my mind

Paging u/PinochetsChopperRide. I think he has some ideas for how to deal with commies

The even better question is why they wouldn’t want to have the rally happen. I mean, Covid is deadly, and what better way to get rid of a bunch of stupid drumpfler fans...

Yeah, no. If they try to back out of the debate for any reason, Trump will do nothing but harass them for it (saying Biden’s too weak/scared/senile/etc to go up against a man like him) until the debate happens

All I’m seeing is a ton of people who are about to get coronavirus because of the complete lack of social distancing. Unless that whole thing was a load of shit from the start 🤔

Tell you what. Those losers can march for their stupid cause, and that means I can sit inside a restaurant again. Deal?

Telegram might be okay, depending on how much you trust the Russian oligarch that owns it