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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

So true. Never allow them to feel comfortable again.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 8 points ago +9 / -1

My work partner and I usually are the only ones too. Funny story. About a week ago we were walking through and were coming up on a guy walking his dog through the aisles. I jokingly said to him, "Hey your dogs not wearing a mask." He replied. "They don't give you crap for not wearing a mask?". "They'll ask" I said, "but won't enforce. Live free my man." He ripped that diaper off his face, and went on shopping. I won't lie, it felt good.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 7 points ago +8 / -1

What do you want to bet they are going to have extremely high signature verification standards for Gruesome’s recall.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 4 points ago +7 / -3

A 3 hour documentary...No one is going to sit through 3 hours especially if they don’t believe it in the first place.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds like operation “human shield”. KeK. https://youtu.be/AQnEBSwdAXw

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Caption has some serious Leroy Jenkins vibes.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a....

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds amazing. Does it come with a bridge?

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