Imagine being somebody that the Government and Corporate America is so scared of that they need to board-up their establishments in the event you decide to show up.

I guess somehow that's cool to some people?

That’s Chicago every night.

Duke?

But suburbs are just so fucking boring.

First State called.

Ok. So, prosecuting Derek Chauvin won’t “bring back the lost loved one.”

Fair?

From my cold, dead hands.

Remember during Election season when Spotify's "Daily Drive" wouldn't let you skip the segments in-between songs from BBC, NYT, etc.?

And every such segment blasted Trump?

But the Media isn't biased or anything.

I need some milk to protect me from the spice.

Happy Easter, Pepe.

The time to do that was a year ago when they took half our rights away because of a virus with a 99.8%+ chance of survival.

Unfortunately, that window of opportunity to act has closed.

Not a concern troll, just telling it like it is.

I’ll just say this.

I lived and died with a certain college basketball team that you’ve all heard of before.

I’m an alumni of the school and a die hard fan.

Within one calendar year, I can’t even name a single player on the team.

Shit you not.

The headline was “200,000 families.”

So, does that mean 200k people or 200k families which consist of 2+ people?

So, is it 200k people or (200,000 x size of family)?

SeaWorld will always be #3 next to Universal and Disney so, fuck 'em.

The best part about it?

If you question it, YOU’RE the conspiracy theorist.

At least where I am, “normal people” are not allowed to be vaccinated yet.

So, when somebody calls me “vaccine hesitant”, I kindly remind them that it’s not my turn to get it yet.

Anybody have a clip of the recording?

I’m not trying to make sense of that clickbait-ridden mess of a website OP links to (no offense).

I mean, it’s common practice to put unique devices on separate SSIDs, as they require special network settings (like QoS, for example).

But an “open”, hidden SSID that is not password-protected with a super easy name to guess is a little weird.

Where my network engineers at?

While we were all distracted by this Covid nonsense, The Pentagon basically admitted to UFOs being of extraterrestrial origin.

It would be President Kamala Harris at that point.

And Harvard gave this guy an acceptance letter?

I’m that Uber driver 24/7.

What's a Glowie?

No, like for real. I've Urban Dictionary'd it and I still don't get it.

Shit Leftists never say for $500, Alex.

No. Not exactly.