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ScuffAndy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have both my firplaces in the house going, sipping on a sodie pop relaxing with the fam. Think we're about ready to end the night with some pie.

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ScuffAndy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what that is.

I was thinking fried chitlins. Never had it before.

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's the proper procedure to unsee the kraken? I don't want to be marked a criminal.

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also that it's now a time to put our differences aside and for us to begin healing together.

or what ever cult like saying the left have been pushing.

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just keep taking the test to get the result you want. Should only take a couple tries.

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ScuffAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

πŸŽ† πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² πŸŽ† πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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ScuffAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whit light is on top of your flag pole?

Mine recently died, similar ufo design. Looking for a new one, mine was never really bright.

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ScuffAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was expecting Biden's to have a cemetery included.

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ScuffAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last time I couldn't poop for a weekend+ I had a perforated pancreas.

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ScuffAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sleep is all out of whack, going from pc to phone and back refreshing theDonald.

Doesn't help I work 48hours over the weekend and able to do jack poop during the week.

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ScuffAndy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Commies, Not men.

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

then they extract your girlfriends address from you to haul her off fema quarantine camps where she'll also be reeducated.

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ScuffAndy 21 points ago +21 / -0

super markets, costco, walmarts and the likes are safe spaces from the coof

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ScuffAndy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Must have been one of them fancy Playstation memory cards with two "sides". They never thought to press the little button on the memory card.

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ScuffAndy 17 points ago +18 / -1

I can see Fox and CNN headlines now. "Researchers have shown wreaths to carry the Chi-NA 19 flu". "President Trump endorsing another super spreader event"

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ScuffAndy 2 points ago +2 / -0

k65 lux

pretty rbg lights go brrrrrrrrrr

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ScuffAndy 3 points ago +3 / -0

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Twatter too funny: "official sources called the election differently". I forgot the news media calls elections. Pack it up boys, it's over. We'll get them next time πŸ™„

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ScuffAndy 103 points ago +103 / -0

Dominion enters the chat: did somebody say pump up those numbers?

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