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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Armed with a pellet gun that he never pointed at the cops and didn’t have on him when he was shot

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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were ordering him to crawl towards them with his knees together and his hands in the air. Apparently his pants were falling down. Imagine trying to crawl on your knees while keeping them together and not being allowed to touch the ground, all while your pants are falling down. Dude was panicked, it was a high stress situation and the orders were confusing.

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SecondProtectsFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was no conflicting orders her was told to craw to him. And not to reach to his pants.

And to keep his knees together and his hands in the air while crawling. Would love to see how someone crawls without moving their knees or touching the ground with their hands.

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SecondProtectsFirst 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Now jump into the air and fly around the planet like Superman!”

“But I...” BANG

Shoulda complied with lawful orders I guess

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was this a real “shot in their sleep” scenario or a made up Breonna Taylor “shot in their sleep” scenario

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SecondProtectsFirst 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, as a glasses wearer there’s only two shapes you can use unless you wanna be Harry fuckin Potter. It’s usually the thick, black rimmed glasses you wanna look out for.

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SecondProtectsFirst 8 points ago +8 / -0

Crawl towards me with your knees together and your hands in the air while I’m screaming at you. If you fuck anything up, you die. No pressure.

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SecondProtectsFirst 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let’s play a game of Simon Says with a gun pointed at your head, where I shoot you if you move when Simon didn’t say. See how long you last.

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SecondProtectsFirst 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sure, follow orders. But what exactly are you supposed to do when the order is “Crawl towards me with your knees together and your hands over your head”? How do you follow an order that is literally impossible to follow? This is a little different than the cops saying “Stop resisting!” and you running off with their taser.

You’ve got the guy on the ground with guns pointed at his head. Fuckin cuff him while he’s like that and call it a day.

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SecondProtectsFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does everyone who writes back to the RNC have the same handwriting or what?

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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

For months we’ve been told that the cases were going up because not enough people were wearing masks or social distancing.

Now all of a sudden once Texas opens up and cases keep going down, ohhh we have no idea what kind of behavior people are engaging in regarding masks and social distancing.

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

They had a lot better food in those days, not all over-processed and full of sugar and shit.

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SecondProtectsFirst 10 points ago +10 / -0

It blows my mind that kids these days will never get to experience the terror of a seesaw.

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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes and those underground tanks are a well that will never run dry.

Refineries need power too. If we’re talking doomsday shit, no car is gonna be perfect.

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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me know how driving anywhere goes without gas.

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SecondProtectsFirst -2 points ago +1 / -3

In which case good luck using a gas pump when you could be charging your car from solar panels

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SecondProtectsFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Electric cars=FULL control and limited freedom of movement

Complete BS. You can charge an electric car from solar panels. What are you gonna do to get gas when the grid is down and there’s no electricity to power the refineries or pumps?

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SecondProtectsFirst 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only slaves who got out of line and didn’t obey their masters got whipped.

Plenty of people have been scarred by modern society. It’s a different kind of scar that’s not physical, but see what happens if you go out of line. People are losing friends and family, jobs and any chance of being hired, all for having conservative views or expressing support for Trump. It’s exhausting to be blamed for all of society’s wrongs when you feel just as helpless to change them as anyone. You’re not allowed to have an opinion on anything because of your race and gender, yet silence is also unacceptable.

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SecondProtectsFirst 5 points ago +5 / -0

One mask, two mask, red mask, blue mask!

Waaaait a minute...this is starting to sound like that children’s author we canceled...

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SecondProtectsFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the salt began to churn

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SecondProtectsFirst 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems like for nearly half of all crimes just finding a black man will do.

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SecondProtectsFirst 4 points ago +4 / -0

No she’s just mad people are appropriating their culture.

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SecondProtectsFirst 4 points ago +4 / -0

Being prepared... For an examination... To get a certification...

What is this, a textbook example of systemic whiteness?! As someone who can’t aspire to do anything but talk shit on the internet, I am offended. How absolutely DARE you, sir. And REEEE.

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