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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was all prepped to be sad that it was going to end after the first badump!

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

It'll be massively celebrated, a true feat, as the polls close it would finally end the corruption as it'll force Joe Biden's impeachment marking the 2nd ever Cadaver Synod and finally ending the 86 year reign. Word is that they might even allow us to eat a steak!

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, I'm going to see have seen this dude's dick more than I've seen my own by the time this thing's done.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

In case anyone's dubious as to the rise on the 16th, their price has been bouncing between $153-$160 most of the month, there was a dip from like $159 to $154, then it spiked back up from $154 to $160 and that's what the May 16th spike was, currently sitting at around $139, so definitely impacted.

by gary108
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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new face of white supremacy!

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'm rockin that Trillian so that way I don't have to have AIM, Yahoo Instant Messenger, and ICQ running at the same time because my Pentium 1 laptop won't handle it, also have to have run it under Linux for that same reason!." - Me in College 20 years ago

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But but but we moved some of the stuff to the back of some of our stores in places like Florida and Texas!" - Partially over the Target

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Semmelweis 13 points ago +13 / -0

California's known to cause cancer in the state of California

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Semmelweis 0 points ago +1 / -1

Democr search results: 2 Repub search results: 0

The Supreme Court knows not what form of government we have.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got my PEBKAC booster, so I'll be fine.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

White thing that left baldy has hands on shoulder of looks pretty suspect too. And top rightmost corner looks like a man too based on hairstyle, suit, and profile.

In fact, I'm just goin to say it's all dudes, including Mr. Ed Cortez, got Patricia O'neal behind him, turns out he didn't die, just transitioned.

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Semmelweis 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sysop, haven't heard that since the days of ye olde Bulletin Board System

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +3 / -2

I choose to sacrifice this person's child for the betterment of the harvest this year! Blessed be and all that bullshit!

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The computers already won, Mandella effect is real, in my world "The Wachowski Brothers" made it.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

JFK Jr. is still alive and is some guy named Vance and is a hand model for Vidal Sassoon working under John Mcafee or some contrived nonsense.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chat-GPT Accounting Plugin says everything is dandy though!

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

They be off, learning to code and all dat shit

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weird, I thought it was like heballablah hfealbgaljabj blahflaehjgbaejlfa bljfbeajhbfjaebglah with a bunch of squiggles and weird shit.

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

"There's 100 of you? Looks I'm going to be here all night" - Gattsu

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Semmelweis 54 points ago +54 / -0

Mike Tyson took flak for standing up for Trump in 2016. HIs defense "Donald Trump is my friend".

by Bullgod
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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mammas let your babies grow up to be based rock stars

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a feeling if the wind blows too hard David Hogg's arm would snap.

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