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Semmelweis 13 points ago +13 / -0

Listening to Louis Rossmann talk about Apple products, I'd believe it.

"You tried to install a 3rd party camera, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"That home Button is not genuine, we will now stop features, please go to the nearest AppleStore and shell out thousands for our cheap chinese shit, how dare you buy cheap chinese shit from companies other than Apple".

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

"It's only one branch of their military guys, there's plenty of branches that aren't nazis" from the side that will burn down the tree because a bad bird was seen landing on a branch.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can lead woke to water, but they'll still use it as an enema before drinking it.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to Turkish?!? The dumb motherfucker put Gorgeous George in a no holds barred bare knuckle fight with a pikey.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm as lost as Biden with all this new age malarkey. When did dating ballots become ok, and what pronouns/gender does one use for ballot fuckers?

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Semmelweis 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh shit, I just looked at the TruthMeter and this "Ukraine" is automatically above "people familiar with the matter" and "anonymous source". I'm showing it's almost tied for "experts who have studied the mindset of people like".

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weakest transgender argument ever, just because you have now cloned a pussy and taken a picture with it nude doesn't mean we will now call you a woman!

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank goodness he didn't make it to College, then the family would've been extorted by the College as the frat did the same thing.

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a feeling we've entered the "zaney" phase of law creation/execution now.

I remember 25 years ago as a kid hearing all kinds of stupid laws that existed like "You can't chew bubblegum after 6 pm in Arkansas" and wondered what stupidity caused someone to create such a law, yet here we are trying to one up the stupidity that exists in society.

"Don't talk to kindergarteners about who and how you're fucking" "Please don't flush your babies, we ruined an entire generation with stories about turtles being flushed".

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure some ANTIFA guy out there is looking for a place to dump his concrete milkshake because no asians appeared that could be mistaken for Andy Ngo... again.

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bill validators are a pain in the ass to maintain after they get old. They had to go through all kinds of changes along with the coin recognizers in order to prevent fraud. I always hate when the augers hang on to the merchandise too so you have to give the vending machine a bit of a pounding to get your product. That being said, most of the ones I worked on were 20+ years old and those things hold up to beatings like an old school pinball machine.

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Semmelweis 25 points ago +25 / -0

As an agnostic and someone that doesn't like mainstream religion, I'm ok with it.

The Jews had their run, and whatever the fuck weirdo socialist commie crap that is in control now had its shot, bring on the change!

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

While I enjoyed him bringing it up, the problem is Elon has created a possible sabotage scenario.

You have to remember he stuck his dick in the shitter of beds that's also in the news lately.

I would applaud him if he got a new dick tattoo after each crazy though and kept the receipts and some other weird proof so that way he can discount future dick readin whores.

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a random aside, someone in that shitpost thread said the government doesn't open grocery stores.

There are still city grocery stores in existence that are run by the local government. Also know there's still some state owned liquor stores too for states with flaky liquor laws still, but that's a bit off topic.

A lot of rural communities tend to use dollar stores as their general grocery store, a lot of them will have fridges/freezers and have migrated more towards that to increase revenue.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully he meets Roberto, can probably pick up a thing or two after all this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56NUMdxHbKI

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jews are Trans. Change my mind.

"Jew is biological, but Jew is also social construct".

I've known Jews that have denounced the faith part, but still claim Jew by heritage.

I've known people that married Jews and become Jewish when they weren't Jewish before so Jew by faith.

I've known people that divorced and quit being Jewish.

I've known people that are Jew by heritage and by faith.

I call this logic problem "Schrodinger's Oven". Schrodinger's Oven states that Jew is race and Jew is not race, and Jew is religion and not religion. You have no idea what state it is in until you open the oven door.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Half of them are bots!

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now that I mentioned faggotry, why does the first redaction look like someone grabbing a cock?

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

In my youth I always enjoyed playing with prisms and stuff. Maybe one day the rainbow won't be associated with faggotry again.

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Semmelweis 4 points ago +4 / -0

That' a lot of likes, Twitter should look into how many bots his family funds!

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