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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brie Larson used a stunt-ass!

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

WWIII happened when Bad Orange Man pulled us out of the Paris Climate Accord!

...or was it Net Nutrality...

...or was it Tax Cuts...

Anyway, HISTORY IS RACIST, BIGOT!

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was 8 pronged, but it grew 4 more while it was inside them.

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh THAT guy.

You're wrong my dude. He's a DOUBLE FAGGOT.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holding your farts can be a dangerous game.

I live for that danger.

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ShartMaster 16 points ago +17 / -1

The guy owed the husband almost nothing compared to the loyalty and commitment the wife owed him.

I'm not giving the new boy toy a pass, I'm just saying that, of the two of them, the wife bears most of the blame.

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck these people.

We don't owe them shit. If we do something out of the kindness of our hearts, we expect no repayment in kind, we do it because we believe that it's the right thing to do.

I don't want to open up a dialog with them. There is nothing I am willing to concede to them. If they want to talk to me, I'll be polite, but don't expect me to prostrate myself before them and beg for forgiveness.

There is NOTHING that I would ever wish forgiveness for that another human could grant me.

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'm not advocating Hitler, but I'll probably watch some of the series just to see what it says.

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ShartMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

The joke's on them!

I already have a qr code tattoo. Scan it and it takes you directly to meatspin

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ShartMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

If any of your liberal friends think that this is a good idea, just remind them of the racist origins of gun control. Then point out how these massive monetary requirements would directly impact low income families who tend to need to exercise their 2nd amendment more frequently than the gated overlords who are trying to make this bill happen.

Or... You could simply ask them which other God-given right requires tax stamps, background checks, and permission from the government to exercise....

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ShartMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

You too homie.

Stay strapped or get clapped!

-George Washington (probably)

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ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be an unwise option to exercise...

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ShartMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah...

None of that will apply to me either.

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ShartMaster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Laughs in Vietnamese, Pakistani, etc...

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hendrick's gin isn't hipster.

It's been around for quite a while. It's one of the best tasting gins for the money, IMO.

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dated my wife for 5 years before we got married.

Things were complicated in my financial life and I wanted to make sure that I could contribute to our family. Once things were settled, I asked her to marry me and we were wed 6 months later.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not entirely accurate.

His wife was abusive as fuck and the evidence presented in court showed that he was the victim.

Don't get me wrong, I greatly dislike the guy, but I won't accuse him of something that isn't true.

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ShartMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also Johnny Dep: "When was the last time an actor assassinated the president?"

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say it's more akin to a Dirty Sanchez....

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