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Shave_the_whales 7 points ago +8 / -1

No standing. Can't prove the death was caused ny the vaccine, even if they died five minutes after getting it.

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Shave_the_whales 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean SOMEONE needs to write Star Wars: Underworld. May as well be me.

Thanks for the support, fren!!

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Shave_the_whales 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking love you, frens. I doubt they'd ever let me do a star wars movie. For one, a cursory glance through my social media would quickly show that I'm not woke enough.

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

Getting a job is hard. Getting THAT job would be impossible.

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Shave_the_whales 21 points ago +27 / -6

If Texas goes, we're taking some other states with us. I'm guessing Louisiana and Florida would join us. The Gulf Coast Coalition should totally be a thing.

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Shave_the_whales 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're gonna start calling bolt actions "sniper rifles that can kill from extreme range" and ban them too.

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Shave_the_whales 1 point ago +1 / -0

So are they trying to say that a black woman can't make maple syrup? Seems pretty racist to me.

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