Hey, don't talk about ninjas that way!!

Good tactic, fren.

I like Basil Hayden myself. Knob Creek is good too, though.

Is there gonna be a party?

Now do Derek Chauvin.

Make him listen to AOC on loop forever.

That's methed up, man.

Yes.

"You earned it, Joe. Now sign this for us."

"What am i signing here?"

"Just do it."

Saw waves belong in synthesizers, not election graphs.

No standing. Can't prove the death was caused ny the vaccine, even if they died five minutes after getting it.

And goats!

As is right and proper!!

/s

If by the vaccine you mean I got Covid, then yes.

I never said that, but you just did.

And yes. Yes I am.

I mean SOMEONE needs to write Star Wars: Underworld. May as well be me.

Thanks for the support, fren!!

I fucking love you, frens. I doubt they'd ever let me do a star wars movie. For one, a cursory glance through my social media would quickly show that I'm not woke enough.

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

Getting a job is hard. Getting THAT job would be impossible.

I intend to.

Salty Army new recruit checking in. Gotta keep the salt flowing.

If Texas goes, we're taking some other states with us. I'm guessing Louisiana and Florida would join us. The Gulf Coast Coalition should totally be a thing.

HOW DARE YOU PUT A VALUE ON MY LEVEL OF OFFENSE!!

They're only used by white supremacists' and conservative terrorists.

/s

jawbs

They're gonna start calling bolt actions "sniper rifles that can kill from extreme range" and ban them too.

So are they trying to say that a black woman can't make maple syrup? Seems pretty racist to me.