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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same thing happened to me while I was waiting for surgery a few months ago. Bunch of dumb chickens clucking.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 5 points ago +5 / -0

No jobs. Ample time to fuck around. Ugh.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 7 points ago +7 / -0

No one is talking about it. The only thing I hear is that they're sick of face masks. Otherwise everyone is acting normal, because we're not psychotic.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 4 points ago +4 / -0

He can't speak because his filter is gone with the dementia. He's basically a ticking time bomb that they have to keep quiet.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really don't get the fucking toilet paper thing. Is it for all the extra masturbation the liberals are doing?

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 5 points ago +5 / -0

This shit needs to be stickied for educational purposes.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 19 points ago +19 / -0

It would be illegal. You're only allowed 2 terms.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 3 points ago +3 / -0

Voter fraud is SO RARE that it has been a running joke for centuries.

SO. RARE.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 13 points ago +13 / -0

I, (state name of enlistee), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. (So help me God)."

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 1 point ago +1 / -0

We haven't had a real pope since John Paul II

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 2 points ago +2 / -0

God damn that thing needs to lay off the plastic surgery.

The comments are gold though. Thanks pede!

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 3 points ago +3 / -0

They couldn't even stop Halloween. Good luck with Thanksgiving and inevitably Christmas/Hanukah

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