They'll be crying about "white flight" in a year.
Tax dodge nothing! You fall asleep on a bench for 5 minutes and suddenly they're declaring you this and that.
Holy fuck.
"Polls say..."
Yeah. Right.
It's weird that just last week they were saying the numbers don't support pandemic status anymore, yet walmart is just now pushing for masks.
Good thing we don't shop at walmart.
They could always culturally appropriate it for themselves.
Today I learned I'd have the perfect nuclear family, except I'm missing .3 kids.
You have no idea how happy I am to hear this. Audible "fuck" was heard in my home when I saw it was just a kid.
Especially on facebook.
And some Jordan's. Don't forget the shoes. None of those cheap ass ones either.
This. If they want you to prove you're something else, they'd have to put up the money for dna testing.
So put down whatever the hell you want. They don't really give a shit anyway.
Safer there and they can still meet their quota.
She'll never live that long.
I hate myself for laughing at this joke but it made me tear up.
No 6ft. distancing for the mic holder huh
They'll just keep reusing the same one until they die from the inevitable bacterial infection.
Surprised Corona hasn't gotten her yet.
That's how all "end of the world" predictions work, too.
Do you not want doctors? This is how you lose them.
So is liberalism
She doesn't know where either of those places are.
Those poor young single mothers just trying to pay their grandkid's way through college.
This wasn't REAL crime
Move to a new state?