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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

"whacky, waving, inflatable, arm-flailing, dildo man!"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

The goggles.... They do nothing!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

And for oprah, gravity and the bathroom scale.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Serious question... If an ATF glowie goes scuba diving, and sees a dog fish, does he murder it?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's the point of the sub. The tranny weirdos ACTUALLY believed that if they tried to change the definition of straight to include being attracted to trannies larping as the opposite sex, that straight men would just start banging trannies out of fear of being called transphobic. Like they could just say a magic word and make guys OK with a "girl" having franks and beans. We are just playing word games back. The funniest part is, at the end of the day the trannies are just mad we won't bang them.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

For my sixth birthday a bunch of neighborhood dad's took us boys about two miles into the hills behind my house and taught us all to shoot. All day long. Nobody complained even though the whole neighborhood could hear it. This was in california, in a suberb of San Diego. Try that now and you are getting swat teamed.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not the helmet, it's being forced to wear it. Most would choose a helmet if left to their own devices. It's the being fucked with part that rankles people. The sheriff in my home town used to regularly hassle kids at the park if they were standing around where the bikes were parked. He'd make you prove you had a helmet or give you a ticket right there, even if he just didn't believe you walked that day. In retrospect dude was probably a pedo on the hunt.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember being in junior high when the internet first began gaining popularity. I went to my buddies house and he had this new thing called AOL instant messenger where you could talk to people from all over. He was so excited. I sat there for an hour as he desperately tried to get a girl to acknowledge his existence. I got bored and left. I remember thinking "this internet fad is pretty gay. I will be glad when it's over and people quit sitting in the house like fags all day."

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, looks like big mike gave him that "hard" teabagging.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your answer is a simple google image search away, my friend

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ultimate endgame here is what, exactly? Force unqualified candidates to graduate, thereby making any degree on a black person's resume worthless? Any legit company would realize that a black applicant might have done zero course work and graduated with a baseline c+, and is therefore an unacceptable risk to hire. Then only the "wokest" companies will hire black folks, causing those companies to fold even faster because they're overrun with retarded workers. Then you've got tons of black folks on welfare, but now they have loan debt? So they are even more desperate to receive government subsidies and even more trapped on the welfare plantation and now vote democrat at even higher rates to ensure the largesse never ends.

Sounds about right.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not saying Beto sucks a lot of weiners.... But when he burps I smell oscar meyer.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want to be the washington generals and get dunked on by pelosi and the globe trotters all day.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

He just got hunter's crack powder in his hair.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 17 points ago +18 / -1

There is a third condition, common only in liberals:

Severe soft palate damage from repeated, high velocity trauma, generally caused by impact from gigantic weiners that all liberals can't keep out of their degenerate mouths.

See: Beto Orourke

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