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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +14 / -1

Had to travel to a super left city the other day. I saw a super "trendy" burger restaurant across from a tech company. All of their tables were outdoors. Each table had it's own plastic bubble, complete with a fresh air blower. I took one look at all of those cucks in their little bubble prisons and I knew what to do. I worked up my most powerful broccoli fart and ripped it directly into an air blower. Watching the blue hair commies struggle to escape was glorious.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jerry Nadler will collapse under the weight of his own fupa

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 18 points ago +18 / -0

Want a fun game? When a leftist says, my "insert close relationship here" died blah blah blah... Ask "what was his/her middle name?"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is incumbent upon parents to teach their children the nature of the occupiers in washington DC so that our children know the dangers of serving the establishment. My children will not be serving in mr biden's war.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's pretty funny because every married/ live in couple I know in California got knocked up during the lockdown. Not much else to do.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe this is only on federal property/ federally controlled areas like airports. Still unacceptable as fuck but we have to be brutally honest here. That being said, if we don't fight this they will find a way to expand it.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Limited edition "old glory" pillow case!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 28 points ago +28 / -0

I saw a split screen video the other day of people in the capitol at 11:59 when Trump's speech that supposedly incited the mob began at noon. I mean, I know Geotus is a confirmed time traveller, but c'mon man!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

I, for one, would like to thank time magazine. My wife read this article and green lit a trip to the gun store to run up my credit card. I'm gonna be sad when the weather warms up and I have my inevitable boating accident.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a trick question. Bride of Chucky can't give anybody blue balls.

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