I lost my tent in an unplanned donation to someone who was more in need

A starving man cannot fish.

The evidence is overwhelming, but I personally like to remind myself of Matthew 7:1-29 before posting these kinds of things.

I'm not disagreeing with you on whether or not Colbert has kids in his basement, but I think Trump's massive success as GEOTUS despite not having a political background shows that we should be less dismissive of people's backgrounds when they branch out.