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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey now. He worked as a lifeguard. Where he touched little kids and yelled racial slurs at people until he almost got his head shoved up his ass by Cornpop.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

"My father used to say....X.... my father used to say Y...'

Did Joe's dad speak in nothing but proverbs?

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just unveiled the two breaking bad characters statues in Arizona. So I guess drug dealers getting statues us a thing now.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh, phrasing!

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh you got me for a sec there

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh man this takes me back to a better time.

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Simon_Jester 9 points ago +10 / -1

she looks like she fucks black guys

not that theres anything wrong with that

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

She looks like she probably struggles to put socks on in the morning

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything else is. So why not this as well.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember getting a 3am knock. More of a constant pounding on the door to be truthful. Woke me up out of a sound sleep. I assumed it was my girlfriend and that maybe she lost her key. So I stomp downstairs in my underware and whip open the door. Some skinny methhead is standing there. He looked a little scared at the sight of a mostly naked, scowling man.

We kind of stood there in dead silence for what must have been about 30 seconds but felt a lot longer.

"Can I help you." I asked.

"I.... I think I have the wrong address" he said, and then he ran away.

I asked my girlfriend about it the next day, and she got upset that I "scared her friend."

Why I didn't break up with her sooner still haunts me.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a friend of a friend. As usual, seems like an ok guy until you see what they post online.

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