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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's canon that she had a thing for Charlie Brown. He was too busy chasing the redhead to notice

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Simon_Jester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice. A regular girl has tits and pussy but comes loaded with gay shit such as make up, desire for shopping for shoes and clothes and useless shit and watching boring shitty TV shows.

A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests.

A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality.

A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you fucking a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

DAYUUUUMMMMMM.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've already started by rebranding christmas as just "the Holidays." Hell, in Pittsburgh here they called it "Sparkle Season" until enough people mocked that.

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Simon_Jester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heh. No they wont.

And they'll probably try something like this again

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Simon_Jester 3 points ago +3 / -0

The schnozzle on Vault Tec Witch tells me all I need to know.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAVAGE DEPARTMENT

RANDY SPEAKING

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

he's moving out of state soon.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said.

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Simon_Jester 11 points ago +11 / -0

is this a real exchange? I'm trying to stop drinking so much

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Simon_Jester 217 points ago +217 / -0

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.

Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.

Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

you have to pay for the stl from the site.

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Simon_Jester 12 points ago +12 / -0

Huh. Just found the local report on this. They never mention the race of the perp or the kid.

I used to work at a business on the same block as that mcdonalds too.

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Simon_Jester 19 points ago +19 / -0

I fucking live in Pittsburgh and this is the first I've heard of this. What the fuck.

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