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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

i mean i'm not sure what i expected

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dad says butane is a bastard gas.

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Simon_Jester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't talk shit on Peppermint Patty.

Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice. A regular girl has tits and pussy but comes loaded with gay shit such as make up, desire for shopping for shoes and clothes and useless shit and watching boring shitty TV shows.

A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests.

A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality.

A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you fucking a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no reason not to wear two masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a second mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear three masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a third mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear five masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a fifth mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear a biohazard suit. It's just a couple more minutes out of your day to put on a biohazard suit and you'll be saving lives.

I can't believe some people only wear one biohazard suit. It's like you want to murder old people. Just stab them in the neck, its LITERALLY the same. I'm literally shaking right now.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

so glad my gf doesn't do twitter. She's not totally red-pilled but she's got a good head on her shoulders.

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

need to shoop Bernie and his mittens in there

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no reason not to wear two masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a second mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear three masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a third mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear five masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a fifth mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear a biohazard suit. It's just a couple more minutes out of your day to put on a biohazard suit and you'll be saving lives.

I can't believe some people only wear one biohazard suit. It's like you want to murder old people. Just stab them in the neck, its LITERALLY the same. I'm literally shaking right now.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

its getting there for me too

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no reason not to wear two masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a second mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear three masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a third mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear five masks. It's just a couple more seconds out of your day to put on a fifth mask and you'll be saving lives.

There is no reason not to wear a biohazard suit. It's just a couple more minutes out of your day to put on a biohazard suit and you'll be saving lives.

I can't believe some people only wear one biohazard suit. It's like you want to murder old people. Just stab them in the neck, its LITERALLY the same. I'm literally shaking right now.

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Simon_Jester 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Whites have no culture. Hispanics have delicious tacos." -man who's daughter was killed by an illegal immigrant

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would take the vac if its the same one Congress gets and they get it first

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

he's been 'mirin Hunter's laptop pics again.

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Simon_Jester 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I am the... you know, the thing"

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

"This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back."

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