This is why I never officially join any churches and never attach my name to anything besides the email chain.
Hey Christians! Our church ancestors were willing to ignore everything the government said about gathering on pain of death. What happened?
FATALITY
FLAWLESS VICTORY
They won't replace him. If they had any amount of political intelligence they would but ironically they have demonstrated zero political intelligence in getting him this far along.
The fact that he's made it this far along is proof that the Democratic Party doesn't have the political intelligence to replace him. This election it's all about running a placeholder in a race they know they can't win they'll save their money for 2024...if they can even make it that far. If they grow a pair and realize their party won't survive another 4 years of Trump they'll havyto switch to Hillary or Cuomo and blow a mountain of money on a race they know is doomed but they desperately need anyway.
40D chess
To a communist "we" means "I"
Examples:
We need to social distance = I need to stay healthy from you peasants
We need to pass social legislation = I need the people to be more addicted to the system
We need open borders = I need a bigger voting bloc
279 to 1.2K when I voted
Course the comments are disabled
Karma's a real bitch ain't it?
Tax em to Hell and back, then nuke them till they glow then shoot them in the dark
Nobody holds a rifle like that
I love watching the left eat itself. I love it SOOOOO much. Fuckin great entertainment
You want 1776? Because that's how you get 1776
Parking in a public parking lot is not a crime
Target did this to me a few weeks ago. Not giving them a dime anymore
And worse yet. They cried wolf, next time when it's more serious people won't take it near seriously enough.
TFW you're turning to a satire site for real news
You mean unsurprisingly?
Counteroffer:
2A says zero months and you get shot in the street like a dog
I tell myself that Trump wakes up to Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills each morning
So the writing level at the highest levels of government is that of a high school freshman on messenger trying to score ditch weed
Won't lie...if I were in his position I'd pull that prank
I'm seriously at the point where I'd almost prefer the whole system collapse into the wild west. If collapse into anarchy is what will get my freedoms back then so be it burn it all down
He's got a Super Security force
Elon has smoked weed. Dude knows whassup mane.
Exactly.
If the mayors public park lockdowns are deemed unconstitutional I'm suing the city over my criminal trespass citation for parking in a public parking lot and I'm demanding you lose your job officer. You enforced an unconstitutional law under the phrase "I'm just following orders' you're a fraud before the law Officer Yordt