185
SirSeizureSalad 185 points ago +187 / -2

No maskin it in the front row like a mutha fukin G president.

4
SirSeizureSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Overuse of antibiotics sure, but they could save your life if you have certain bacterial infections.

8
SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ya, funny how I have to sign twenty forms when I want to give someone my health info. And suddenly they think they're entitled to it now?

8
SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a sign for french onion dip

7
SirSeizureSalad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh I'm sure they get to choose if they want the vax or not, get to choose their weekly payment from the government - both the day received and amount, and free plane tickets to travel back to the ME.

2
SirSeizureSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

White boy summer is a phrase created and used on clothing merchandise by Chet Hanks, who is an actor and rapper and the son of actor Tom Hanks.

In social media posts, Hanks noted that he was not referring to “Trump, NASCAR type white,” but men like himself and white musicians Jon B. and Jack Harlow. He later tied the phrase to a particular style reflected by his clothing merchandise, which also featured the phrase Black Queen Summer. According to Hanks, white boy summer means "nothing but good vibes towards everybody."

8
SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Similarly, someone was arguing with me today telling me it was my "civic duty" to get the vaccine and it should be mandated. And I told him that if the government really cared about us staying healthy they would ship out Vitamin ADKC and zinc to everyone.

I got the most cliche angry NPC face I've ever seen.

4
SirSeizureSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have some friends that have been three times since the lockdowns, there is a doctor at the resort with a tip jar... you just toss in a 50 and you get a negative result.

They were actually negative, but some of their acquittances at the resort said they tested positive, so they had to dump $100 in the jar and then they magically had negative results, boarded the plane, and that was that.

1
SirSeizureSalad 1 point ago +1 / -0

But why would you ban a citizen, that just happens to be a cop as a career, from buying ammo?

10
SirSeizureSalad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Read the second paragraph, he's saying he would sell them diapers etc instead.

1
SirSeizureSalad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of the Bright Futures Scholarship is funded by the FL Lottery (which obviously comes from FL citizens). I'm not disagreeing with this bill, or you, but I'm just informing everyone of what Bright Futures is. My degree was paid by it, so I'm pretty familiar.

You have to keep a certain GPA, do 75-100 hours of community service, and score a certain amount on SAT/ACT.

11
SirSeizureSalad 11 points ago +11 / -0

My favorite is people driving by themselves, or walking down the street with them on. No one within 300 yards.

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›