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Sir_Schadenfreude 48 points ago +49 / -1

This dude has a serious perversion problem. It almost certainly bleeds over into other sexual disorders (like pedophilia). I mean, who lets some random woman rub your wanker for over 30 minutes with their foot while checking email and smoking crack? Maybe 5 minutes, tops. After that it would seem like it'd be annoying AF.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +2 / -1

Day-yam loconuts, you're putting your reading comprehension difficulties out there for everyone to see!

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice gun, I also have one. Only issue I have encountered is the stock is difficult to adjust because it doesn't slide well. I put some graphite on it and it fixed it right on up.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

A sammich wouldn't be too hard, but imagine something like spaghetti. Or soup. Or spitting...

There is a reason the N. Koreans call him Push-Broom.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

My first question is why was he in his underwear? My second question would be why they don't release the bodycam footage immediately? Screw the integrity of the investigation when it'll result in riots and looting.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's true as well. Our world is upside down and inside out.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 55 points ago +57 / -2

Actually, in reality one or two assholes will represent this forum if the Counterfeit News Network gets a hold of it. That's one of many reasons you don't do it (besides, it's just plain wrong and TD doesn't do wrong).

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Sir_Schadenfreude 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess they get paid to screech too. That was the most unrealistic scream I've ever heard. She was reeeeeeeing, but still had the frame of mind to switch her camera.

Watch her eyebrows furrow in frustration as the camera resisted flipping around (probably due to low available ram)...all mid-screech.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, you can definitely see the puff from the gun. If flying-kick dude didn't get shot, it was very, very close. He may have a warrant. Police must be called for treatment of a GSW, which would've landed him in jail.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I just posted about "flying kick" dude. It kind of looks like he may have been grazed, the puff from the gun is close. Why would he limp if he didn't get shot? Well, I guess he could have twisted his ankle trying to sucker-kick Kyle while he was down...

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still wonder if that large man that flying kicked him got shot (while Kyle was on the ground). You can definitely see him limping off, and the puff from the gun indicates the shot was close (if not on target).

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Sir_Schadenfreude 4 points ago +4 / -0

HBOG is the less-favored acronym. It should be SMNG (shoot me n**ga guy)

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Sir_Schadenfreude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet it happens more frequently that you think, especially if the person uses a thick bottle that is hard to break. I'm not sure what it was, but you can clearly see a glow, whether it was from fire or from another light source behind the plastic bag.

But Mollies fail to go off on occasion...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympjUNPr8sE

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Sir_Schadenfreude 16 points ago +16 / -0

Interestingly, I saw the shooter re-charge his weapon right before he shot Lefty-medic. He must have jammed. Very quick and smooth as butter in a stressful situation. He has practiced a lot with that weapon. Is it possible that lefty-medic saw the jam and tried to bum-rush him? Doesn't make sense otherwise (why would he try and jump the guy with a rifle pointed right at him??).

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Sir_Schadenfreude 10 points ago +10 / -0

You ever wonder why "lefty" medic decided to bum-rush the guy instead of just shooting him? He did have a gun. I bet it was out of rounds or was just carried for show.

Stupid lefty bringing a prop to a gun fight?

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Down...alternate copy here. It starts off a little different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LoUPwLwLbU

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Sir_Schadenfreude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never before have I felt so close to a President, and I've certainly never felt like a politician really cared about me.

BTW, "No Script" Firefox plugin if you feel the need to read that article without signing up to the NYT.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fok? That a real sticker on the window? At first I thought it said "rob me," but on closer inspection that isn't what it says at all...

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Sir_Schadenfreude 13 points ago +13 / -0

I just wonder...the killer's brother is a convicted pedophile. Did the little boy see something? Did the killer do something unthinkable during the dinner (that he had just eaten with the family), and so thought he'd kill off the witness? I can't even fathom the moral depravity necessary to commit such a heinous crime.

Prison is too lenient and costly to society. Eye for an eye.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 75 points ago +77 / -2

Haha...some of our younger crew may not get that. I did and it was hilarious.

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