Well I just choked on a big Mac reading this so now there's 2

Lasers are illegal weapons of war? At least now I understand why the government won't build a death star. It would be pretty useless without it's giant laser

Heres an idea. Get some ducks. Put them in a pen outback. Sell chicken wings stacked between 2 pieces of bread. Include instructions: 1. Take top piece of bread off 2. eat chicken wings 3. Take leftover slices of bread and feed the ducks.

Reminds me of this song

Get his bank records and any of his wife, kids and any relatives to see if there's any suspicious deposits

She's probably just a demon

She's actively protesting. That makes her immune to the virus.

Why do these people always stumble around like they're on drugs or drunk

OC is painful but not that painful. No need to scream about it

Can't be true. It says Joe Biden had an idea. Obviously a lie. Everyone knows he doesn't have any ideas of his own.

We need to reopen all those closed down mental institutions

I want a study to come out saying homes not made of sticks and mud and more than one story are signs of whiteness

This reminds me of a post I saw on reddit a few years back.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended

I'm down to boycott most of these. But sites like etsy where it's a platform for people to sell their homemade goods I think it's wrong to boycott. Not everyone on it is a BLM supporter and a lot of people use it as a source of income.

I hope some rednecks with big trucks come push them out of the way

At least it's played before the star spangled banner. That way it's not really included in the event. Since no real event starts until the star spangled banner is played

Darn racist elk. We should all get guns and hunt them to teach them a lesson in not being so racist.

This is hilarious. It says that because the protests happened it made people who live in those areas want to stay at home instead of going out. So basically the protests scared people into staying home.

That meth head at 25 seconds is how I imagine most of these people

Or if everyone who is being attacked by these social media hordes just gets off social media they'll have nothing left to complain about. Then they'll look for something to fight about and they'll destroy themselves

It's not turned on on my phone. I don't have any participating apps installed.

This makes me angry

I hope this guy calls the phone company to report it stolen and get a replacement and they tell him that their warranty doesn't cover areas outside the us

I disagree. Being offended by a cartoon police dog is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

I wish I could go