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SlannMagePriest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Left side - wife potential Right side - 3 abortions and an Only Fans

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SlannMagePriest 22 points ago +22 / -0

I was on a Zoom happy hour with a bunch of douchey liberal coworkers when the news broke. I had to mute myself and kill my video so no one could see my laughter and my based amigos started sending spicey memes while my coworkers groaned and screamed.

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SlannMagePriest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cocaine Mitch thinks otherwise

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SlannMagePriest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let’s ram one through boys!

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SlannMagePriest 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know who’s shitting a brick? Roberts.

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SlannMagePriest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg look at all the freedom

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SlannMagePriest 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just checked the LA Times website, the shooting isn’t the top story, it’s some fake climate change propaganda.

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SlannMagePriest 3 points ago +3 / -0

All people protesting around south LA are gonna get a bunch of pissed LASD deputies who are gonna arrest ppl for minor shit and give them an “OK to book” (which means you beat up a suspect but not so bad that the jail RN makes you take them to the hospital) LASD is a different breed since most of them had to work the jails before getting to patrol. They have an edge to them that you don’t see in city PD’s IMO

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SlannMagePriest 5 points ago +5 / -0

My girlfriend, now wife-pede, worked at an arts and crafts store. People swarmed them and bought everything red white and blue.

Man, remembering at the flags on houses and streamers on cars, surreal times.

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SlannMagePriest 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was also a track coach who lost his coaching job for chewing out a kid who refused to race at a meet. Quite a character that guy.

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SlannMagePriest 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everything was so overwhelming, I didn’t realize people were jumping until days later (maybe longer).

I was in high school, and was the roll out of bed and rush to school type, so I had no idea what happened until my second class. When I showed up to campus, no one in my group of friends had seen the news but we figured something horrible had happened. In first period, my art teacher was so upset he wouldn’t turn the TV on “or the terroir win”. No one talked and we all sat in silence working on our projects. I went to second period, U.S. government, and watched the towers collapse live. I’ll never forget that. After school I found my US history from the prior school year and asked him if I just witnessed my generations Pearl Harbor or JFK assassination. We agreed that this was a day that changed the world forever.

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meme Wars 2020 in full force! We have the best shitposters, don’t we? You know it, I know it, they know it!

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SlannMagePriest 30 points ago +30 / -0

This is just a one of the many species of vote fraud

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SlannMagePriest 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don’t worry, I might be following Joe out there and will be neutralizing his blue vote.

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SlannMagePriest 82 points ago +82 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude!

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SlannMagePriest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should not have viewed while eating lunch, yuck

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus tap dancing Christ, whoever did this made me spill my beer all over my couch, this is top kek!

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SlannMagePriest 3 points ago +3 / -0

GODDAMMIT I AM A HUNK-A-HUNK-A BURNING HELLFIRE, YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH THE KING!!!

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