The Senate just found 138,000 votes to convict, making the final impeachment total 138,047 - 53. Better luck next time, drumpftards.

I see the down arrow on comments, but I only see up-walls on actual posts. Is it my browser?

“The illustrious Honest Old Abe has continued during the last week to make a fool of himself and to mortify and shame the intelligent people of this great nation. His speeches have demonstrated the fact that although originally a Herculean rail splitter and more lately a whimsical story teller and side splitter, he is no more capable of becoming a statesman, nay, even a moderate one, than the braying ass can become a noble lion. People now marvel how it came to pass that Mr. Lincoln should have been selected as the representative man of any party. His weak, wishy-washy, namby-pamby efforts, imbecile in matter, disgusting in manner, have made us the laughing stock of the whole world. The European powers will despise us because we have no better material out of which to make a President. The truth is, Lincoln is only a moderate lawyer and in the larger cities of the Union could pass for no more than a facetious pettifogger. Take him from his vocation and he loses even these small characteristics and indulges in simple twaddle which would disgrace a well bred school boy.” —printed in the Salem Advocate, an Illinois paper, around 1861

One of the best videos ever is a montage of the president laying into JEB! with a liberal application of air horn sound effects. But the YouTube doesn’t want us to find it, so it’s buried in searches by cnn and abc news videos. Please help!