I've had a cold for the last week and a half. Both of my covid tests came back negative.
Guys, watch tour de pharmacy. It's amazing.
Driving to NY tomorrow morning. Good luck fuckers.
Poster boys for mental illness
I'd try to murder the first person to show up at my door to enforce that.
I'm going to laugh so hard when his $15 minimum wage destroys the unskilled labor workforce. Long $FANUY $ABB, & $BOTZ.
/r/politics is amazing right now. They are so demoralized
Got the the polling place at 7AM and stood in line for an hour. Some chick with a stretched out face from too much plastic surgery was trying to point out suspected trumpers based on how they were dressed. I just smiled.
What value does Twitter create for it's users? It just wastes time.
I can't see my parents for Christmas or Thanksgiving in NY because of cuomo. Biden promises to raise their taxes and they still vote blue. Meanwhile I'm out here in Michigan paying a 9% effective tax rate making 5x as much as them. Biden hasn't promised them one thing. Trump is the reason why they pay almost nothing in taxes.
I'll be in line in MI to cast my vote for trump at 7:00AM before work.
I want to be able to post this Wednesday morning on Facebook
Just went out to lunch in Pontiac. No questions asked. Good times. :-)
Fuck. I'm stuck in Windsor.
Life goals. I'd need a bigger van for all the bikes. I'd have to go Ted King style.
Lol. I was still in cycling mode. Just hit my yearly mileage goal.
As a lazy millennial I can tell you that it was much easier to throw away the 7 absentee ballet applications I received than it was to fill them out.
I'm going to walk the 300 meters from my apartment to my polling place, past all the soccer mom's trying to find parking, and vote straight red. I'm also a registered democrat. Lol
Anybody ever notice that whitmer has 2 sign language interpreters at every event. They switch halfway through. Why the fuck do the taxpayers need to pay for 2 different interpreters? Can one person not sign for more than 20 min?
Biden is supposed to be in Michigan Saturday. He isn't hiding, just napping.
ABC is putting up early voting numbers during the bachelorette (don't ask) and it's 50/44 with trump in the lead here in Michigan.
As a michigander, there is no way biden is leading by 9 points.
I thought it was going to be a pepe
So long BRK.B?