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Slicer 45 points ago +46 / -1

Oh my god I've never laughed like this before in my life. Holy shit I'm actually still laughing even as I type this. This is worse than Clinton ever was, and she was terrible! This is his actual rally? Not some preliminary, not some initial thing? This is his actual gathering of the people who want to talk to him?

Holy fuck, I just can't stop laughing. Oh, man. THIS is the guy the Democrats are fielding to beat Trump? THIS?

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Slicer 7 points ago +7 / -0

This virtue signaling is making it so easy to eat healthy. Every time I want to eat some brand's sugary, salty crap full of empty carbs and grease, all I have to do is look at its Twitter account.

Back to rice and veggies for me!

by Mabus
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Slicer 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Onion is going to go out of business.

https://www.theonion.com/quaker-oats-replaces-historically-racist-aunt-jemima-ma-1844015205

This article was published on June 12, and just five days later...

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Slicer 45 points ago +58 / -13

Everyone needs to watch this before commenting here.

African justice lacks the characteristics of European justice but is very easy to recognize as such.

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Slicer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody spilled something, so they cleaned it? The drinks machine broke down and they replaced one part with another part that had been freshly washed? Someone had cleaned out a container before introducing more material to it? I don't know how their machine works, and it's possible that the employee didn't know either.

"Police sources say" - If the NYPD is covering up an attack against its own cops, New York City is even more fucked than it looks.

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Slicer 5 points ago +10 / -5

Police sources said the case has been deemed unintentional after it appeared that whatever cleaning solution was used on the shake machine wasn’t rinsed off enough.

Yeah, this sounds about right.

Occam's and Hanlon's Razors, pedes.

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Slicer 55 points ago +58 / -3

I'll tell you why we didn't: Because these aren't our neighborhoods. These aren't our people. If this had happened where I live - it couldn't have - it would have been shut down, immediately and quickly. My downtown is unlooted, my streets are clear, there is none of this evil shit where I live at all.

Even if I lived in a suburb and not in Central Nowhere, why, exactly, would I don my red cap and fix the problems of people I don't care that much about caused by other people I don't care about?

I know that 'let them burn their own cities, nothing to do with me, let them learn their lesson about supporting terrorists' isn't a particularly good or wholesome attitude to have, but it is the attitude you can expect.

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Slicer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally fucking everything on Twitter is manipulated at the source.

ALL THE NUMBERS ARE FAKE.

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Slicer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dollar shave club? LOL try the dime shave club. The people that sell triple blades at 5 to the pack and double blades at 10 to the pack at the dollar store aren't going to get woke any time soon (as they have no marketing department at all, kek)

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Slicer 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just box checking. Why have a white tranny when you can have a black one?

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Slicer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Knew it wasn't antifa immediately. Too many big words in the right order.

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Slicer 24 points ago +25 / -1

Why even hire a college graduate for anything at this point? Unless it's something for which you really do specifically need a college education - medicine, for example, maybe something highly technical - what makes a college degree even remotely valuable in the eyes of any sane employer?

The high school or trade school graduate doesn't have student loans and hasn't been inculcated with (as much) batshit insanity. Hire that person instead.

The vast majority of degrees are literally worse than worthless at this point.

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Slicer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry, that joke went way over my head

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Slicer 2 points ago +2 / -0

A properly prepared building maintenance professional can accomplish quite a lot of sabotage, some of which is neither illegal nor destructive.

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Slicer 8 points ago +8 / -0

The self-cleaning oven strikes again!

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