I can't wait to see this tweet for the next 4 years after Trump wins both the electoral and popular votes.

Hunter shared his primo stash.

Idaho will fall long before Texas and Idaho is a long way off judging by the amount of Trump flags I see driving around and the lack of Biden anything.

I see that too. People talking about how hard the quarantine has been on them and here I am, I've been going out daily since this whole thing started. I'm only primarily WFH becuase I can as a software dev and because I have a new puppy and it's easier for her if I'm home. I see people walking down the street with a mask on, or better yet, driving with one on, and I'm baffled.

When she offers to show you her Bionicle collection but takes her shirt off instead.

Can't you just hear it now? Trump calling out Bernie's multiple houses and millionaire lifestyle?

I actually thought that Biden was at his strongest when he said he didn't see red states or blue states. Obviously it's all bullshit, but people were going to eat that shit up until the red state comment.

Jesus. The fastest sticky in the west. Mods = Gods

Said staffer is currently about to commit suicide by two gunshots to the back of his head.

Silver Fox is one smooth motherfucker.

$500 a week is $12.50 an hour at full time pay. I don't know about other areas of the country, but in my MCOL area, I'm sure a bunch of people make below that amount.

Is there any reason we won't do an award type system? I'd never spend money on reddit awards but I'd definitely buy TDW awards.

And it's going to be a massive boost to his campaign. Now, everyone gets to see just how fucking stupid this virus is and that he's right to want to reopen the country.

Welcome!

Why? Didn't you guys see him earlier? He was playing Depacito!

My convention just says one thing: Fuck around and find out.

You forgot "Sexually charged slur directed at President Trump's genitalia"

"That's an interesting assertion, I'm not worried about my children in the slightest. What data are you basing that on, I'd like to confirm that I'm not making a terrible mistake."

I'm totally stealing this. Such an innocent way to basically say "Source please".

h4x0r

He came to Jesus and Jesus was like "nah bro"

That childfree post. Holy shit. You could just not let the soyboy you let have at your stinky wet hole not nut inside you.

There’s zero chance that was anything other than a U decision for Covington. It was likely a 50-44 decision too. Cucks are saying Woodley quit to downplay what Colby did. You don’t go from champion in the most brutal sport to a quitter. Woodley isn’t a quitter. He was getting mauled and his body was taking a beating and gave out.

Yeah. You can say he’s past his prime all you want, but really, he just has zero defense for what Colby did to him tonight. Usman did it to him too.

That 4th round might have been the most lopsided full round I’ve ever seen. Colby was on him the entire round raining down shots and busted his eye open.

I used to backyard box with friends growing up. Holy shit just one 5 minute round and I was ready to puke. You’re constantly moving and you can’t relax. It’s exhausting. To not only fight, but be dominant for 25 minutes and come out barely looking tired, that man is a fucking machine.

It's why I never believe these bullshit anonymous allegations. We've heard our great POTUS speak when he doesn't know he's being recorded and he's a fucking genuine guy the entire time.