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Slugbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Split wood, I am there. Lift up a rock and you will find me

You don’t need a church to worship (although I’m sure you already know this).

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Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking monetarily. Doesn’t Splunk have a subscription cost?

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Slugbert 2 points ago +2 / -0

ELK, instead of Splunk might be cheaper.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +6 / -2

And she hit the wall HARD. She used to be semi-attractive, and being a literal demon accelerates the process, I’m sure.

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Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

In hindsight, the hangings should have started as soon as the they uttered “Just two weeks to flatten the curve, guize, honest”.

Hopefully we’ve learned our lesson.

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Slugbert 35 points ago +35 / -0

Ah, yes. The old ‘Double Down’ - a dem classic. Heaven forbid it’s not because their policies and beliefs suck ass or anything like that.

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Slugbert 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like his Twitter followers, Joe’s actual approval rating is more than likely half of what’s reported (and probably lower).

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Slugbert 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t even watch Hamill anymore. Star Wars in its entirety is dead to me.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t like rice? Tell me, CovfefeAnon, how can a billion (and a half) chinese people be wrong?

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Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

The people who sold Twitter for 40B now have the privilege of ending world hunger.

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Slugbert 6 points ago +6 / -0

divorced my wife because she supported abortion up to birth

Couples need to have these kinds of discussions before they get married.

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Slugbert 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s a J. At any rate, stay classy Daenerys.

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Slugbert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good point and who knows. I like to think there’s a subsection that deep down inside knows what’s up. Sadly, a good many are brainwashed beyond help.

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Slugbert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sick Conan ref. Too bad about Arnie. :(

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Slugbert 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s the biggest fucking hypocritical copout excuse, thrown out in desperation to avoid admittance of being wrong.

To which I respond - He’s the fucking ‘president’. His watch, his responsibility. Same standard they held Trump to.

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Slugbert 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like his Twitter followers, assume the actual number is half (and probably less).

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Slugbert 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s gonna be a cruel, cruel summer, Bananarama style.

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Slugbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to initiate a huge class action lawsuit. Or do both. The more vectors of attack, the better.

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Slugbert 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why we lose and will continue to lose until we adopt the same fervent attitude.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel like we’re at this stage of They Live:

”You still don't get it. There ain't no countries anymore. They're running the whole show. They own the whole planet. They can do whatever they want.”

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Slugbert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Look at that expansion. Anything hit with that is going to have a very bad day.

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