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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks ---- I just gouged out my eyeballs.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took pinching a woman's ass, not threatening to throw a guy down the stairs.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the actual Fredo's fault.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a friend who was recently hospitalized. Has a pretty infirmed history and pretty infirmed present condition. He's a bit up there in age. Pretty sure he doesn't take vitamins. Was given Remdesivir. Going home tomorrow likely.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

.... and she puts the "ass" in "assets"

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The juxtaposition of exclamation and question marks is also a form of racism you fucking bigot.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard it was because of stealing office supplies (mainly rubber bands) for facial hair accessorizing.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can go to the west coast where they're being held if they want them so badly.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck ya! I had the 2021 updoot!

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I certainly know who I DON'T want prosecuting him!

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Smarmcastic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cuomo is actually in the best place he can be ..... a company that puts up with narcissistic assholes who threatens to harm common citizens and doesn't understand the U.S. Constitution. Who else (besides other shitbird "news" stations is gonna hire him? He's not qualified to do anything else ---- well, maybe gym instructor.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watched Season 6 of the Sopranos one, too many times.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

".... which Susan Durkin did not say about any teenager who BLM'd at any of the riots ..." isn't that right, Suzie??

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually her picture over the original line "I'M GOOD WITH PEOPLE GODDAMMIT" wouldn't have been wrong.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's go after an idiotic screen name any teenager with testosterone might use .... but let's give gang rappers a pass on the bullshit they spew out.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean the guy used the phrase "grab em by the pussy" ....what makes people think he isn't going to say "disgusting breasts sagging" .... BWAHAHAHA!

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

To do list:

  1. Become Washington state resident.
  2. Wait for next election.
  3. Shit on napkin.
  4. Send in as vote.
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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I identify as Ukranian. Yachzshemasshh!!

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