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Smarmcastic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Checking that past chef bodies are secured on the bottom?

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how the border looks a little like the Biden voting graph during the "overnight counting."

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Feels like having given your deadbeat cheating gf or wife thousands of dollars and then finally deciding you're not gonna do it any longer and calling that a victory.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just wrote the play book for the Dems who will take this an apply /have applied the exact opposite.

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Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

So IOW...only fattys are gonna pay $12 for a $1.99 cheeseburger from this point forward.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The student will be trans-expelled, meaning he'll be allowed to stay in school.

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Smarmcastic 6 points ago +6 / -0

1 more acronym in there and my head would have exploded .... FFS.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohhh...so this is how the justice system will build obedience in the general public!

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top notch photoshop

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Smarmcastic 41 points ago +41 / -0

"I'm mad at the POleece."
"Why"
"They shot someone 6 months ago."
"How will you show your anger."
"I will rob a store that does not employ the POleece."
"Ah. That'll show 'em."

by Ahayuta
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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Translation: Hi, I'm Gavin Newsome. And I want your guns so that I can truly have complete domination over you.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hey Rocky.....we can remove that growth from your ass!"

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is..... heading up the OOHDWKHB. The Office of How Do We Keep Her Busy.

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