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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We are so sensitive and understanding and open-minded and tolerant and forgiving and inclusive and diversive and celebratory and empathic and I wish we could just blow up all of his buildings ... and to show how we are all of those things, let me just clarify that we don't want anyone to be in those building when we do."

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Smarmcastic 27 points ago +27 / -0
  1. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. --- Still my favorite.
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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unacceptable in the United States of America. Unacceptable.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, once again, who is he, what's this from, give us a clue.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not like she can stand up there and think "I hope she doesn't call on me."

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Smarmcastic 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Mr. President, Mr. President ... the people would like to know .... how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you feel like you were going to lose your mind? Cuz....borderline.

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Smarmcastic 12 points ago +13 / -1

Which can kill people with respiratory problems.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pffft...I would call it "the store where I don't shop"

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Went into my small local store unmasked to get a few groceries. 15-20 mins. later no one said boo and I had purposely gone out of my way to say hello in passing to people and the occasional "excuse me". Never felt like I was in danger one bit, although the grapes were looking a bit suspicious.

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Smarmcastic 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm appalled !! $2.49 for THAT bag of chips?!? Dafuck?

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because mah vahgIIInah!

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, this "media" wouldn't pay any attention to our actual real First Lady's wardrobe, but Jill's scrunchie is all the rage. Got it.

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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

When interviewing the helicopter pilot doing this, he commented, "not a big fan."

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you ever post a picture like this again .... let's just say I know some Italian guys......

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody please smack him in the head with a windmill blade

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

How great would that be .... and then get Fredo to have to do the report. He'd probably enjoy it.

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