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Smellmyfinger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thalidomide was for morning sickness. Women gave birth to kids with horrible deformities. This could have even more far reaching consequences, yet some people just can't wait to become lab rats.

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Smellmyfinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I saw a bacon sandwich in front of a mosque, I would have helped them out and ate that shit.

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Smellmyfinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just tell your family drinking coffee milk makes you immune.

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Smellmyfinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm sorry that I got fat, I'm sorry that I got fat, I'm sorry that I got fat, I will slim down ~ Wesley Willis.

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Smellmyfinger 8 points ago +8 / -0

"This is a gangland thing, isn't it? We're having a, uh, a territorial dispute, hm? I mean, um, I've wandered into your pissing ground or whatever the damn thing is and you've taken offence at my presence and I can understand that. I mean, I wouldn't want you people in my back yard either."

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