He and his wife are moving out immediately. “Seattle is not the same city as when we moved here.” He’s not alone. Say goodbye to his taxes Washington.
Somewhere in 2024 in Post-Biden victory America/ New-Wakanda...
The OK MAGA girl band sits down at their record label to discuss their deal. The executive they're meeting with turns on his webcam to try to collect video evidence, in case the girls accuse him of 2nd degree mansplaining or unwanted flirting. He could bump his sentence down by a few years if a diversity jury believes the footage isn't deep-faked. He swallows the lump in his throat; Initiating a conversation with a woman is what got him thrown out of College™ the first time. Finally, he begins the conversation.
"Your band has a great sound and all but... where's the diversity representation?"
"...It's a family band sir, that's just what our family looks like," The eldest girl replies.
What a load of shit. Nobody's family is this White™ without racism lurking in the shadows. Only an irresponsible selfish family would have a third White™ baby before adopting a minority to diversify.
"Oh. Well, would your parents consider adopting someone... darker? It would make you marketable," he suggested.
He hated the word marketable. Capitalism was removed and replaced with Amazon's system of a social credit card based on virtue signaling, which was much better for society.
"Um, I don't think they planned on supporting another child," she sheepishly admitted.
Suddenly her iPhone iArmchip started vibrating, the anti-racist mandatory app had detected that her pulse has gone up after hearing the word "darker".
"GOOGLE HAS SHARED YOUR LOCATION WITH SOCIAL JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT. DO NOT ATTACK THE MINORITY OUT OF FEAR."
The message blared loudly inside of her head thanks to Apple's neural link. She clutched her head and began sobbing; This meant her whole family would be sent to the Oklahoma CHAZ again for sensitivity training. Luckily the social workers were forbidden from physical contact, so they could only follow her around and annoy her until she gave up and went with them.
A bell rings at 5 o'clock, time for the Daily Happiness©. Everyone in the room remembers to turn to the image of Chancellor Hilary on the T.V. and smile because they knew that thanks to her and the Democrats, America was anti-racist, anti-fascist, and safe.
Things were better now.
-ly needs to win this election to keep us out of 🤡🌎honk
The left didn’t like certain speakers just for being right wingers and they rioted, burned cop cars, and praised Antifa for attacking people. They claimed right wing words were violence and thus decided physical violence was an appropriate response.
Now protests against their ultimate evil racism (which has a new leftist approved definition) result in them rioting, burning cop cars, and praising Antifa for attacking people. Now they’ve even upped it to cultish online subversion.
They’ve demonstrated the punishment for racism and simply speaking right wing ideas are the same. Vote for your rights. The extremists cannot be allowed to hold power.
Handgun or shotgun for my first firearm?
I know I’m late to the 2A party, sucks to suck right?