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Smooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

while (trump) { No_Standing() }

Whew that was a tough day, wrap 'er up boys

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Smooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

This faggot of a prosecutor even claimed that bail was a privilege, not a right. Judge shut that down real quick

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Smooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

No they fucking arent. I mean they are still garbage, but they aint built in Chyna

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Smooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeep(chrysler) and Toyota are off my list of vehicles now. What do I buy, I need a new one ton pickup and have a budget of 80k, who wants my cash?

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Smooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wall flying catapult ammo.

I'd also accept a trebuche.

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Smooth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Transparency is so refreshing. Love it.

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Smooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to cancel her. Have your wife cut her off, or divorce.

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Smooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun story. Back when I was graduating college, during the whole NSA spying on everyone scandal, the FBI was recruiting at the university career fair. I, being the sarcastic mofo I am, goes up to them and starts joking about how much harder their lives must be than the NSA, since they actually had to get warrants and whatnot. I also ribbed them a bit about their intense undercover assignment at the university career fair, and how they were going to catch all the real criminals there.

Don't think they appreciated it very much. But I got a good laugh.

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Smooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty much expected. Watch, they'll never ban /r/conservative because the brigading and mod infiltration is so rampant

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Smooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont know, I have family that treats me like a psychopath for supporting our president. I'm kind of sick of it all and hope they just fall dead.

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Smooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its been 4 years, how long do we have to wait for one of 'our' AG to do something?