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SnakeEyes88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s not assume now... probably a non gender binary. So no harm no foul. And down goes what’s his/her name. Dam.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or one of Barry’s prostate checkups.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aeeeeeyyyyyy!! I think the guy sounds more effeminate the girl here. Lol.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably that large black kielbasa duct tape to his thigh. It must get hot like that in the summer.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Janet Reno was dead? And wait til the Dems find out Admiral Akbar is banging a Republican!

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes the boys gotta breathe! Swinging in the breeze.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d do Don LeMond first!

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SnakeEyes88 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know he sucks on the first date.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why they don’t have a real job.

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SnakeEyes88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where’s your mask? Stuck in my back crack! You know I need a stick to reach back there!

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

In related news... Admiral Ackbar makes a special guest appearance in Chicago this weekend.

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SnakeEyes88 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it was the heroine enema packed in the big white dildo that did it. Dodged a bullet with that freak.

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SnakeEyes88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mary L. Trump... Anyone want to guess what the “L” stands for? Rhymes with thespian.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet that taco smells like Goya beans.

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SnakeEyes88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cousin Eddie from XMas Vacation?

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SnakeEyes88 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it didn’t spend all it’s welfare check on that fake horse hair weave... might had some left for clothes to cover itself up. Nasty ghetto...

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SnakeEyes88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since it’s so bad... go back to Somalia. I’m sure you aren’t worth 2 cows there either.

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