One of my local pubs has a marquee in the car park for weddings.

Covid recognises marquees as sterile ground

I’m not buying something online for $0. I’m not a retard

And to cement a handful of companies as the global monopoly

They’re safe from loss.

Most of them have less than us working class Joe’s have. But because Jack loves journalist feminine peen and not hard working peen, he gives them the stage.

He sounds like a butch Mike Tyson

“You fat fuck” - Anna “Does my new nose look natural” Kasparian

In Great Britain “window licker” means a mental person

Reset my big hairy balls Mr Kerry

Didn’t it turn out that the agency behind the ad stole the music?

I speak English.

Two genders

I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving but I can’t wait for Christmas. After working hard in retail whilst my family enjoyed an extended paid holiday and having five holidays cancelled, it’ll be a much needed bright spot

I’ve never been healthier.

There’s nothing else to do on my days off, so I’m now running around a half marathon on every rest day

I just agree.

I go to Amsterdam for drugs and Amstel beer.

I go to France for bakeries and coffee.

I go to America for Disney World, turkey legs and cheese whizz.

I stay home for bitter and pork scratchings

Blaire White is normal

You are cordially invited to a Northern English Working Mans Club.

We will play snooker and watch the footy in the men’s lounge before joining the women upstairs for a band and bingo.

Bitter and pork scratchings will be consumed throughout the evening.

I love you, for this post alone.

Jesus loves you.

The Lord loves you.

Actually, let them report this. It’ll only increase salt yields when The Donald .wins

It will be time to unite.

Unite under my balls

Thank you for the offer, but I have skills and would therefore be over qualified for the role.

What’s the actual name of BLM Plaza?

I go to Florida every year, except for 2020 because of communist propaganda, and desperately want to emigrate there.

This only strengthens my resolve.

Is that the only reason he got rid of Adam?

I really like Adam, and I’m still following him on Twitter and Twitch

I wouldn’t ban them, but I bet that pro mask advocates will remove them for turkey

MAGA2020

I have my iron axe