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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to change 'in God we trust' to 'trust no one' back when waiting tables. I know, so edgy!

(bite me; toilet entertainment before screens was limited)

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Off Januarys, annually, and lots of personal shit happening; also dozens of threads here over the past week discussing it. πŸ‘

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SomaticallySpeaking 12 points ago +12 / -0

If they can claim I have to pay for some brokebrain's gender reassignment, you can bet your ass they'd better pony up for some new fun bags.

And even with "New Boobs in Every Home!" as a slogan, though, ChynaJoe would still have to cheat to come close.

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SomaticallySpeaking 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this idea; the house would then overwhelmingly lean Trump, but only at the last moment when it goes from 2-7 to 9-7, and with only 9 votes total in the house.

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SomaticallySpeaking 51 points ago +51 / -0

This pisses me off, as now it just looks like whataboutism, but THIS time, IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE, WITH ACTUAL PROOF.

The accidental pre-deboonk of their false claim about President Trump weakens the actual truth about Installed Joe.

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SomaticallySpeaking 14 points ago +14 / -0

I felt a little silly, sending off AF1 by saluting the TV, but - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE - the President actually deserved it.

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +2 / -1

This will go well, I'm sure. πŸ™„

Enjoy the rest if you're day, troll; maybe you'll find something worthy to post later.

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

A hologram would be able to complete a sentence.

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